Age yourself with a childhood crush.

FOLLOW UP: Apparently the local library does not have a copy of THE KILLER TOMATOES EAT FRANCE in circulation, and I now wish to write a strongly worded letter to the mayor.

statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans

PROTIP: Instead of getting drunk and ordering nonsense off Amazon, try getting drunk and making holds on stuff on your local library's website! It's free! Sidenote: I'm three saisons in and I still haven't seen Hundreds of Beavers yet.

It should also be weirdly horny, but given Del Toro's oeuvre, I would expect as much.

I need Guillermo del Toro to direct Nicolas Cage in an indie, budget horror movie with practical effects, where gen AI is the central antagonist, Nic has to defeat while spouting baller one-liners, and everything is insanely artsy and atmospheric and creepy.

Official US government announcement:

I've never heard of this guy before, but his name is too-easily twisted into "Ross Douchehat," which probably says a lot.

Well, here's a cool thing. Do I have an immediate use for it? Probably not. But it's still a cool thing!

The Greater Got-Damn, more like.

Tau auxiliaries gettin' hornt these days.

I am ... mildly curious, but I have reservations. Especially given Paramount's current ownership.

"Basically, Ciaphas Cain's memoirs are one of the few sources of actual 40k canon. Everything else is naked propaganda."

Yeah, they'd be great as 40k proxies, and with the right paintjob they'd probably fit right into Trench Crusade.

Oh yeah, the 3-D My Bloody Valentine was entirely too much fun.

Oh! That's the remake, innit? Haven't re-watched that since it came out in theaters, but I remember it being semi-decent.

Today I learned that the Stargate SG1 pilot actually had full frontal nudity in it, on account of it premiering on Showtime, and the Showtime execs wanting boobs. Huh.

How I arrived on Bluesky:

So, I'm more of a theater nerd than an anime nerd, but this looks ... kind of terrible? (Singer's got pipes, at least).