@metricula.com
Entertainer, horticulturist, musician, bird person, clown, atheist, Lady Three Names of the Neon-Haired Harpies, member of band The Salacious Crumbles (she/her)
metricula.com for MUSIC and OPINIONS
Raleigh, NC
DANI ORTHAC LIVES
@toddholloman.bsky.socialReposted by @metricula.comWow. Didn’t take very long to go from “you’re overreacting” to public executions did it?
@metricula.comI’ll also tell you to get bangs and dye your hair
@metricula.comI always love your updates of what concerts you see!
@metricula.comI’m sorry, I can’t sleep until I send my husband at least 14 reels
@fakeninja.bsky.socialReposted by @metricula.comHarry Harlow: “…so you see, primates seek comfort from those that provide comfort and warmth, not those that provide sustenance! We must *care* for our children, not passively feed them!” Tech industry, scribbling notes: “cover… the fake mothers… with… terry cloth… got it!”
@metricula.comSISTER KOMBUCHA
@metricula.comThese look great!! I was the assistant manager in a yarn store here in NC for years and I’m glad to see you enjoying the hobby!!
@metricula.comAll my fellow spooky bitches better Edgar Allan Go to the polls
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@metricula.comNoooooo my local Wake County Library branch thought they’d be able to stay open during the roof work but they determined they need to close until November for safety I mean good but also 😭😭
@metricula.comI’m still getting over the interview where Scott Bessent said Melania’s friends think he’s so handsome and they’re sad he’s gay
@metricula.comExactly my reaction
@metricula.comRock me, Sexy Jesus
@metricula.comIt would be an honor to have my ass kicked by that majestic bird
@metricula.comOne of my cats must have dropped this stinky poo RIGHT before I came in. Of course she didn’t cover it up 😭
@metricula.comJUSTICE FOR BLOODHOOF
@metricula.comIn my house we hate Garrosh
@patblanchfield.bsky.socialReposted by @metricula.comnew wolfenstein looks like shit
@metricula.comOverheard at the bar: these 30-something podcast bros are talking about their hasn’t been cultural advancement since the dawn of the internet Except for Tarantino It’s fascinating to hear it in the wild
@metricula.comI gotta lighten the mood on my feed so here’s how I found June this morning in a pile of cat toys from the basket she knocked over:
