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Spooky Simonson

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy

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#nlproc phd. computational linguiost. disaster artist. computer wizard. bike commuter. opinion haver. under construction. he/him 🌹

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@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 10, 2026, 12:38 AM

We were all thinking it

A Starbucks coffee storefront, but the “STARB” is burned out, so it reads “UCKS COFFEE”
@unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gyOct 9, 2026, 8:01 AMReposted by @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy

Another successful week, by at least one measure.

Workplace sign “this is a velociraptor-free workplace, it has proudly been [2.59x10¹⁰] days since the last velociraptor incident”
@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 8, 2026, 10:19 PM

@sundogplanets yea but we could start putting lasers on launch vehicles to deflect starlink garbage. That would be cool

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 8, 2026, 10:17 PM

Just walked through Penn Station and saw ads for five different legal AI companies. Most of them claim they’re gonna replace lawyers. lol

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 7, 2026, 8:38 PM

Airplane: you can't bring liquids larger than three ounces Amtrak: you can bring up to 4 liters of alcohol as long as you have paid for a sleeper cabin to drink it in

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 7, 2026, 7:22 PM

@theeclecticdyslexic I’m imagining all of the extra transportation supply going entirely into rolling coal.

Just all of it, right into big puffy black clouds, and price climbing even more

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 7, 2026, 6:40 PM

a desperate half-measure

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 6, 2026, 10:37 PM

@theeclecticdyslexic I know, and it pisses me off

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 6, 2026, 10:33 PM

THEY CAN DOWNLOAD THE WHOLE SITE. THERE'S A PLACE FOR THAT. THE LICENSE IS SUPER PERMISSIBLE. THESE CHUCKLEFUCKS ARE JUST TOO LAZY TO ACTUALLY DOWNLOAD THE XML AND PUT IT IN THEIR TRAINING PROCESS. THIS WAS SHIT I DID AS A FIRST YEAR GRAD STUDENT; IT'S NOT HARD.

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 6, 2026, 2:10 PM

That said, CD's thread really clarified something there -- I was looking to enhance expertise, but the LLM companies are looking to displace it. And that's one of the things that's been baseline pissing me off the last 5 years.

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 6, 2026, 2:06 PM

I still struggle to express exactly what I was going for there -- I feel like I've had moments where I was closer to it, but linguistics itself is still a relatively primitive science and so remains a relatively limited guide. A lot of work has been put into the field, but it's very easy to […]

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 6, 2026, 2:00 PM

That's not to say the choice toward statistical inference wasn't motivated. Our theories of the world gloss over a lot more than we consciously bring to light, and statistical methods patch over a lot of those gaps. But I always imagined, through understanding of language, you could better […]

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 6, 2026, 1:56 PM

Cory Doctorow's morning thread helped make something click I'd been wrestling with for a long time but struggled to express. When I got into linguistics and AI about 15 years ago, I was imagining devising systems that made it easier to express expertise. What I found was techniques that […]

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 5, 2026, 3:48 PM

I'm working on an explanation but it's gonna take a little work

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 5, 2026, 3:47 PM

(I am the void)

@hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gyOct 5, 2026, 3:31 PMReposted by @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy

Just put my homemade cosmic microwave background rug over the baby’s crib

A homemade latch hook rug of the cosmic microwave background map, hung on a rod over a crib
@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 5, 2026, 3:46 PM

@hannah wondering about the possibility that this is the only version of the WMAP that survives into the deep future where the CMB has receded beyond view

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 4, 2026, 4:41 PM

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 4, 2026, 3:01 PM

Amazing we’ve gone from a single beeping ball to 24/7 live photographs of Earth https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/fulldisk_band.php?sat=G19&band=GEOCOLOR&length=12&src=nav

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gyOct 3, 2026, 3:54 AM

Bayesian Death Cult, the band

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