Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶

But THE HATH, dinosaurs, people getting chewed...lovely!

Thank you for having Philippe on to discuss The City Fuckwittery; astonishingly erudite conversation, even had my football-suffering Wife commenting while i was listening. "...a billion clowns...*Philippe's giggle*..." Warms my angry snarling heart.

Take off the C114y games 🤣

VICTORY FOR FOOTBALL!

If they had VE Day and VJ Day after WW2, can we call this VF Day??...

*call My fingers are giddy with excitement

GUILTY. No more "accused of cheating on an unprecedented scale", now it's "proven to have cheated on an unprecedented scale". Fuck them. I hope their club dies.

Vinnie Jones in *that* episode of The Gentlemen, just astonishing, radiating character; a thin indomitable facade caging an eternity of consuming loss and malefic fury. Perfect telly; visceral breath-stealing tension, flowing imagery... Vinnie's head vanishing like a smoky dream into the trees...

EVERY damn 50/50 or second ball; it was like the whole team had been on the bus down enjoying the vibes, from a communal bong...