@kaiho.bsky.social
balding man yells at clouds by day, loves cats and loud riffs by night. ✶✶✶✶ Chicago by way of lots of the world. Software by way of academia, beer and accidents. And by software I mean my last gig was devops shizz but if you hire me I'll do whatever.
@kaiho.bsky.socialFunny enough I'm just about to go buy bottles to hand out as shots at the marathon tomorrow
@kaiho.bsky.socialI just remembered that the world cup was so messed up that a president could call FIFA and get a red card reversed.
@kaiho.bsky.socialI find it so strange that the area is called Over the Rhine when the river isn't even called the Rhine
@kaiho.bsky.socialOr tres leches cake shake. Portillos I'm looking at you
@kaiho.bsky.socialIn fact, thinking about it, why has nobody made Malört giardiniera
@kaiho.bsky.sociallmao
@kaiho.bsky.socialOk here's a post to confuse @jonanamary.bsky.social :
The fuck is this fall in the third, first the two burned challenges and now letting bases get loaded with a walk, with just a single out on the board. Come onnnmnn
@kaiho.bsky.socialI don't think it's my ISP in particular but HBO Max is constantly struggling with this beisbol stream. Anyone else?
@kaiho.bsky.social"make weapons" ads on my particular stream too
@kaiho.bsky.socialAaargh the commentators on the Guardians/Sox game just said "Rate field... In South Chicago" SOUTH CHICAGO IS ITS OWN MUNICIPALITY! The Sox play just a couple of miles south of downtown. AAAAAAAAAAGH
@lake-superior.liveReposted by @kaiho.bsky.socialCurrent* conditions near Bayfield, WI:
@kaiho.bsky.socialI knowwww Currently looking like my dumb ass is going to be in frigid freaking Finland sorting shit out
@kaiho.bsky.socialIt really is wild how close we are coming to the literal premise of Cyberpunk as a genre, where corporations slurp data of all kinds and bank it.
@kaiho.bsky.socialJesus Christ. And I say that as an enjoyer (up until now) of the lime Liquid Death
@kaiho.bsky.socialThe working class.
@kaiho.bsky.socialwww.reddit.com/r/TopCharact...
Oh my God this actually has upvotes. Like, what an absolutely brain dead reading of Obsession to begin with.
I beg these people please read something other than Harry Potter and Marvel comics. For fuck's sake.
@kaiho.bsky.socialInstead of the sound effect of a pill bottle shaking when healing, it's just an inhalation of opium
@kaiho.bsky.socialThis is an explainer.
@kaiho.bsky.socialSeriously? No kidding. What an absolute weird connection.
@kaiho.bsky.socialWhy do US sports show percentages as decimals? Like in the Falcons/Saints game they just said the hosts have a "win pct" of .625 Like, why not 62.5? What am I missing here?
