On my PILLION shit* *wearing too much leather and putting random men in a Mexican surfboard

Kevin he is dudes

And apparently it's national coming out day. Hi, I’m Joe. I bang dudes. It's awesome.

Just that perfect frothy mix of skateboarding through the mall while snorting pixie sticks and suicidal ideation

…Motion City Soundtrack?

I wish this pneumonia had just saved me the trouble and fucking killed me I hate this

Haha fuck

Put on STRAIGHT TALK with The Holy Mother Herself Dolly Parton and got jumpscared by Baby Paul Dinello

Who hurt you

I am insanely fucking depressed yall

Kill it

so much of comics is just operating in a vacuum hoping for the best until you get out and get to talk to people and maybe receive the tiniest bit of validation and here I am stuck at home with fucked up organs and hands that don’t work

Had really been looking forward to maybe doing NYCC again this year and hahaha fuck my life

That’s like her entire schtick now! All she does is post videos on YouTube with titles like “GRWM while I tell you about how that bitch Anne Hathaway stole my career for the 800th time”

Lmaooo

Guy I was dating at the time made… uhh… specialty leather apparel. Wrestling gear wasn’t a big stretch from there lol

Because of course I ended up covered in goop