I've seen a pattern over and over. It runs: "I want x specific thing and I won't enjoy anything else!" Shortly followed by: "Why am I in a slump and not enjoying my entertainments?!?" Zero connecting a with b.

I'd say "Just go search" but AI would have you believing Brandon Sanderson wrote AFRO PUFFS ARE THE ANTENNAE OF THE UNIVERSE, so instead *splays hands*

Thoughts and prayers to our legal counsel Odo who got his leg tangled in a blanket, had a panic attack and hurt himself, hopped and cried about his blanket leg, then RAN on all fours the second he got to the vet

Writer friends: don’t give up. I was rejected 299 times before I got my 300th rejection.

Adding that to the list!

Hey, I wrote this!

We don't care HOW romantic you think it is, the Plotless Podcast does NOT endorse hiding a surprise engagement ring up the ole out hatch

Apologies to anyone who listened to the most recent episode, and a reminder that anything that goes into a borthole needs to have a flared base

I like that your brand of investigative journalism is mostly investigating old episodes of the Simpsons

oh interesting. I have to do stuff in order for certain things to happen

Since you're doing pee talk this morning: if you could get away with any crime you wanted, no bad consequences to you, not even suspicion, BUT you had to drink 8 oz of your own pee for this to with, would you do it?

Did someone mention Garfield? @plotlesspodcast.bsky.social