I've decided not to go since I'm broker than I thought I was, so never mind

When I pass away I have but one request: On the flyer/program of my homecoming, do NOT call my birthdate and death date my "sunrise" and "sunset" You might as well put how I "lived, laughed, and loved" on my eulogy while you're at it Just turn me into a tree and get the fuck on lmao

So you mean to tell me that seven niggas raped a woman for damn near a STANDARD WORKDAY and all they had to do was write essays to dodge some well-deserved bullets?? Nah man. Make them eunuchs.

The Splinter Cell games trip me up because fuck you mean it's a damn near blackout for most of the levels and these top-notch mercs can't see the three big-ass green lights on that nigga's forehead

Don't mind me, just throwing ass to "The Spirit Dais" in the first few opening scenes!

Holy shit, who else got lucky with their MAG badge?? It's definitely changed over the years, good LORD.