when i just passed a skills check-off and the clinical professors are talking about the next one i will have to learn in 2 days and then the next one 3 days after that and then theres midterm evaluations with IV insertions and catheters and medication administrations and dosage calculations and th

i can’t wait for my very first IV victim to be someone with terrible veins 🥀🥀🥀

i contributed to a beautiful itabag 🥺🥺🥺🥺

ooh i see now, them veins just be collapsing frfr 😔😔😔 omg i hate when they dig like PLEASE just poke me repeatedly instead, i don’t need that needle roaming around IT HURTS

heh okay challenge accepted, say goodbye to your veins you FOOL 🫵

😭😭😭 i hope to be that one nurse everyone gets when they get That One Patient that's hard to stick and i get it on the first try, because oh my goodness SEVEN STICKS???

🥺🥺🥺🥺 the tube might go out your mouth instead of staying in your esophagus the first few times but i'll trying my best 🥺🥺🥺🥺

i wish i could practice IVs on you until your veins collapse 🥺🥺🥺🥺

yes, and i will Lube The Tube as much as possible . lots and lots of Lube

i’m an english major but don’t ask me how to spell 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

which is crazy because you saw how much i was struggling adding my small prices together 😭😭

"tama what's 7+11" me:🧍‍♀️ idk "A nurse is preparing to administer cefuroxime 750 mg by intermittent IV bolus every 8 hr. Available is cefuroxime injection 750 mg in 0.9% sodium chloride 50 mL to infuse over 15 min. The nurse should set the IV pump to deliver how many mL/hr?" me:☝️🤓200 mL/hr

tama and vala walk into a bar and get mistaken as a lesbian furry couple by a drunk auntie who loves the gays and has a gay nephew--

i forget that’s like. a lot. i was just like oh uh thank you 😳😳😳😳🫣🫣🫣🫣 i only shared because i wanted to mention i was pre-hypertensive and pre-diabetic and pre-kidney disease because of the alcohol use, NOT to show off I SWEAR

i shared with the class that i lost 80 pounds and they “wooow” and clapped

OOMF…..!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

MY HARDWORK IS PAYING OFF‼️‼️