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Simon J. Greenhill

@simongreenhill.bsky.social

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I study how languages and cultures evolve. Primarily with phylogenies and other assorted computational methods. Based at @Biology_UoA. Never met a language phylogeny or a cultural phylogeny I didn't like. #phylolinguistics

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@mixedlinguist.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 4:52 PMReposted by @simongreenhill.bsky.social

You’ll be shocked that people are being extremely normal about this in comments. DeGraff is a well-respected linguist, and the topic is a valid subject of linguistic inquiry, even if it doesn’t jibe with your politics. Tenure is supposed to allow us to explore ideas. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/u...

@stschiff.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 12:35 PMReposted by @simongreenhill.bsky.social

We have an open Call for PhD positions at the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig @mpi-eva-leipzig.bsky.social : www.leipzig-school.eva.mpg.de/application/... #adna #phd

@simongreenhill.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 12:49 AM

We need an AI version of the Darwin Awards (DarwAIn Awards)?

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...

@simongreenhill.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 12:45 AM

What are you trying to hide, Gary?!

@simongreenhill.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 12:43 AM

The fantastic Felicity Meakins is advertising a PhD scholarship to Australian/NZ linguists to work on "Amplifying Indigenous Ecological Knowledge in Western science with language".

study.uq.edu.au/study-option...

@simongreenhill.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 10:01 PM

and I bet they won't talk to Satoshi either.

@kakape.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 6:39 PMReposted by @simongreenhill.bsky.social

Doomsday is little more than a month away. At least according to a paper @science.org published in 1960. (No, really).
So of course I spent the last few days delving into the paper and its history 🧪

www.science.org/content/arti...

science.orgWill the world end next month? Science said so, in 1960Researchers concluded that doomsday will fall on 13 November—but not for the reasons we might expect today
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@eliothiggins.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 9:24 PMReposted by @simongreenhill.bsky.social

Turning state violence into a public spectacle is a very fascist move BTW.

KKyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 9:20 PM

WASHINGTON (AP) - Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.

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@somershade.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 4:54 PMReposted by @simongreenhill.bsky.social

“I’ll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you’re using: it didn’t require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done, and you took the next step. You didn’t earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don’t take any responsibility for it.“ Ian Malcom - Jurassic Park

@simongreenhill.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 3:57 PM

Thom, where in the world do you find a forward thinking government these days?! (but I agree with you. Overheads are insane)

@cschlebu.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 10:02 AMReposted by @simongreenhill.bsky.social

Nice to see our News & Views out in Nature! Maja Vukovikj and I discuss the fascinating study by Carter et al. exploring what our gut microbiomes can tell us about human population history.

Our News & Views (open access link): rdcu.be/1UYLHWXGVEra

@simongreenhill.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 7:09 AM

but a great idea. How can we make this happen?

@simongreenhill.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 7:08 AM

"increasing numbers of women?!?" oh no!

@irisvanrooij.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 10:32 PMReposted by @simongreenhill.bsky.social

How come Wikipedia is doing better than academic publishing?

Btw love that icon: 🚫🤖
🔗 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pragmat...

	
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@simongreenhill.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 6:33 AM

I could shit out 700 papers too, if I didn't care about quality control.

@simongreenhill.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 6:33 AM

Imagine the arrogance of writing a paper about how your own paper 'sparked a scientific revolution'.

@simongreenhill.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 6:30 AM

"Edited by Satoshi Kanazawa", ok, so this is not going to end well.

@schichmax.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 6:19 AMReposted by @simongreenhill.bsky.social

Oh no, the #brain works like a #humanities department:

"neurons receive slow excitation and fast inhibition from their tangential partners"

www.nature.com/articles/s41...

@simongreenhill.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 6:28 AM

oh FFS

@simongreenhill.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 3:36 AM

If a haplogroup goes extinct in the woods, with no-one around to see it, did it really exist?

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