this is the only thing that comes up when i search “boat” in my camera roll for some reason. i’m not making this up, i swear!

i *knew* you didn’t know! that’s why i had to put the title in the reply! it’s edutainment!

Predator (1987), directed by John McTiernan

in New York, the hot topic of debate was whether Gilly or Rye-you was better. though there were always some out there defending Zan-geef or Saggat (pronounced in a way that rhymes with a slur).

Konami out here doing a babyface run-in like the T-Rex at the end of the first Jurassic World

…between this and bringing back Silent Hill and Castlevania, like, is Konami doing a face turn? like, i remember the days of “hey, Palmy, you know all your most favorite and treasured video game franchises? what if we only made pachinko machines of them while literally peeing on Hideo Kojima?”

checking my boosky in public really reminds me of just how much of my feed is porn.

(not really)

sometimes i’ll pet one cat while looking direct at the other. “yeah, you like that, don’t you? you little cuck.”

Unbeatable [white label]

i went to nuzzle my cat and her whiskers went up my nose and i can’t explain how unpleasant that feels

my cat chirps when he poops. is this normal?

*Give a Shit*

“we are professionals who *give a shit*”

“when we’ve been broken down and we’ll never know what could have been / heaven help us, where do we begin? one foot in front of the other foot in front of the one foot in front of the other foot in front of the one foot in front of the other foot…” - Emilie Autumn

how can i be bothered when there’s an empty spot in the night sky where a star once shone so brightly?

PAC’s passing has made a lot of shit that seemed so super important in my personal life last week seem so…inconsequential. it’s put things in perspective. like…i can’t bring myself to give a crap about small, shitty people when one of the good ones has gone.