University President job advert these days: Most desirable qualifications- lack of anything resembling a spine Ability to con donations out of a bunch of people so we can build fancier stadiums Turning a completely blind eye to faculty input while obviously pejoratively pretending to listen.

“Gym” Jordan as a nickname though is pure gold. So he has that going for him. A whole lot of horrible things going for him, too. But that’s a positive! Hashtag giving grace.

This whole story would be literally impossible to believe in any other reality but is unfortunately oh so easy to beleive in this one. It’s still literally insane. But that’s politics today. And apparently the laziness to not fact check anything. Like. Dude literally had a US Marshals escort. Lady!

Siobán 🥰. A megastar! So cool…

Yah, I fly into C’ville and ground transfer from there. So only the flight out and it’s mid-afternoon. But I reminded my mom she has my will already 😬

Many ID docs will be flying home from DC in a few weeks after our National conference. Pray for us all… may just be a nefarious RFK plot to axe many of us at once 🤷‍♂️. Who knows these days. 😬😬

Omg this quote about Paxton 😂😂😂😂😂😂

She said something about athletics something something… so I imagine she shows up at least occasionally- opener, big games, Ohio State… such an easy way to score points with student/alumni seems silly to not take advantage and she doesn’t seem silly.

Our train went the teensiest bit into BC. You must have been further up the chain!

I am dying of joy 😂😂. But wishing I was gaining points for, like, Portugal or something.

😂. Well, unfortunately, less diversity and less kissing in IRL hockey 😔. But still fun! Would love to go with you!!

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Yes, we are truly terrible 😅 pants are being beaten clean off. My how the mighty have fallen 😳Ah well. As I always say, hockey and volleyball are my sports anyway 👍

Maybe in like the depths of the OR or something. But if there is one, nobody in my division is aware of it 😔

I want a faculty lounge 😔. Got brought in as a fellow (well, moonlighting, so not really acting as a fellow) once or twice to the Stanford one which was lovely. But alas…