@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gy
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball […]
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@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyCelebrating the completion of my 47th circuit of the sun today. Folks here at the office got me a carrot cake (my favorite). Here's to a quiet day.
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyReally glad there's a band called Mastodon and another artist who calls his project Mammoth, because it really gives me hope for my new band called Platybelodon.
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyThe worst part of this is that NFCE is so bad you can't even say the Eagles can't get healthy and win it, which they probably shouldn't do, but also probably will, because it's the stupidest fucking outcome possible.
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyDo I hate the Eagles? I think I hate the Eagles? I might just hate the Eagles.
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyIs there a way we fans can agree to be injured instead of the players? Asking for the Philadelphia Eagles.
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyLiam Coen pulled a Sirianni. Kick the field goal, dipshit. #GoBirds
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyWill Shipley is hurt now. Only one answer. JORDAN MAILATA RB INCOMING.
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyI am at a party and there is no dog to pet, send help
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyRejoice, #Eagles fans, Andy Dalton is gone; all our problems are fixed!
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gy@vees Oh, certainly. I get it. I would've been the same way, "Guess what happened in school today?" Hell, I had a friend who fainted in class in the 6th grade, and I think we collectively talked about that for MONTHS.
My son doesn't even bat an eye about these drills, and I get a ball of ice in […]
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gy@vees I can appreciate your discomfort with learning your your daughter was locked down for a seizure, but I can tell you that as the dad of a kid with seizures, that's SOP - you clear the room and hallways so that if the kid needs medical intervention it happens in "private" and without […]
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyOh, yay, got the "we're going to pretend there's a shooter in your kid's school today, no need to be upset," email this morning. Despite your email, School Board, there is every reason to be upset that you even have to do this.
@elizabethjacobs.bsky.socialReposted by @stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyA Democratic candidate for Congress, Bernadette Greene-Placentia, went out to fix one of her damaged campaign signs in Arizona. She was attacked and raped. Please note that this article may be triggering and do take care if you read it.
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyA buddy from high school is the propmaster for touring Broadway shows and has helped build a couple stages for Super Bowl halftime shows. I reached out to ask him if he'd be interested in building me a case to hold my spare TV to serve as a gaming surface for […]
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gy@vees As a deliverer of heating oil, no, they probably will not. In fact, we just got hit with allotments at the rack - there's a shortage of product. It's going to get worse before/if it ever gets better.
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyJesus Christ, Thom Tillis is on MSNBC right now, and holy shit, why? He's sitting there and being absolutely shredded for his cowardice. Someone in his inner circle absolutely hates this man. 😆
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyIt's not lost on me at all that in the last handful of years we've seen multiple all-time Eagles players retire (BG, Kelce, Fletch, now Lane.) We've been very lucky to witness the most recent era of Eagles football. Thank you, Lane.
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyIf you see me drumming on my steering wheel, it's probably to one of these albums.
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyIt's happening. My brother and I will be the old men with white in our beards and hair at this show.
@stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gyReally, really excited that RFK Jr. is Head Chucklefuck over at HHS while there's a lab-grown pneumonial plague outbreak in Russia.
