“Does anyone else enjoy standing on cliffs and thinking about throwing people off them?”

// sorry, I’ve been too busy and then too darned tired to be here. I’ll be back when health and real life events allow

“Freya! I have so much tell you.” Traditional magic doesn’t keep Winnifred out. Nor do social cues. “I brought scones and tea.”

Crawling out of bed. Hair all messed up. Head aching. Dehydrated. Muscles aching. Fridays are rough.

“How wonderful! Today I bought bath bombs. They are not explosives. But products that go in the bath, fizz, and make the water smell good. I’d love to knit for a while and then have a warm bath. Maybe you’d enjoy a bath in your human form? I’ll let you take some bath bombs!”

“You look adorable on your knees, in chains.”

“I used to hate bath time!” When she was a demon. Or a child. Or a child demon. Or something. It’s all a bit confusing. “Now I love bath time. Joy wter, lots of bubbles. Delightful.”

Yes! But in the water Vampires don’t need to breathe, right?

“If you ask him, he’ll probably enjoy playtime. He can juggle, you know.”

“Is your therapist an Elderich Horror?”

“His name is Marcus.”

Big big boobies, cuz I’ve got those big boobies

SOMEONE ATE MY LEFTOVER CHINESE FOOD! This is a tragedy!

“The moment of joy when you remember that you have leftover Chinese food for lunch.”

“I don’t die, and I can regenerate instantly. I don’t get hurt. I simply am.” “Do you want to drink from me again?”

“I hear a lot of inner monologues from a lot of people. And not all of them are people. It’s loud at times.”

“I am very smart. I hear smart things in my brain all the time.”

// the single most unrealistic thing about the originals is how much that baby sleeps

// I miss writing Felicia, but I do not miss the marvel verse at all.

“But anyway, a bath with a view is my plan for the night.”