HERE IS A LOAF OF SOURDOUGH BREAD. OH WAIT. IT'S MY SISTER.

IS THERE ROOM FOR TWO. IF NOT I WILL MAKE ROOM.

THANK U FIASCO. I LOVE TO GET KISS. BUT. I LOVE TO GIVE KISS MORE. KISS!

MOM SAYS IT'S SPOOKY SEASON. SO I, MAXIMUS, WILL GO AS THE SCARIEST THING I CAN IMAGINE. MINIMUS.

MY MOM IS A VERY GOOD MOM.

phoebe here again. i am really happy. when i am happy my tail gets really fluffy. i guess max doesn’t have that option.

MOM PLAYED WITH ME TODAY. IT CHEERED ME UP. SHE SAYS SHE GETS ANXIOUS TOO. IT HELPS TO NOT FEEL ALONE.

mom told me to tell you that you are very pretty. and that you would be a good friend. and you smell ok. so maybe we can play together.

that sounds nice.

MOM HAD TO CLEAN MY BUTT TODAY. BECAUSE I POOPED MY PANTS. SOMETIMES I GET ANXIOUS, AND MY TUMMY HURTS. MOM TAKES CARE OF ME THOUGH.

that sounds like something someone scary would say. but i will sniff you. and maybe at 3am i will say hello.

oh a stranger. scary. let me sniff you.

my name is phoebe. my little brother kept saying stuff on here. so i wanted to see what all the fuss was about. who are all these strangers. sounds scary.

Goblin training. 💪🏻 Photo from my collection, no date/info.

I DO LIKE THE CUDDLES. I LIKE TO BE HELD A LOT. SOMETIMES THEY TRADE ME TO EACH OTHER FOR A BREAK.

MOM DOES THIS WEIRD THING WHERE SHE TAKES MEDS FOR FUN. DAD DOES TOO. THEY ARE BOTH WEIRDOS. I AM 100% NORMAL.

GOOD MORNING. MOM IS MAKING MY BIG SISTER EAT WITH ME. I LOVE MY BIG SISTER. I WAS SO HAPPY I ASKED DAD FOR UPPIES.

MOM GAVE ME FLEA MEDS. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HER. HOW DARE SHE CARE ABOUT MY WELL-BEING. WHY IS THERE AN BEING IN THE WELL ANYWAY.

MOM PLAYED WITH ME YESTERDAY. SO SHE SLEPT IN. I DID TOO. I WAS SO SLEEPY I FORGOT HOW TO USE MY TUNNEL.

SHE DID LOCK ME OUT. FOR TEN MINUTES I PAWED AT THE DOOR TRYING TO BEG HER TO LET ME IN. BUT SHE FELL ASLEEP. I HAD TO TERRORIZE MY SISTER INSTEAD.