The magic team is unionizing? Oh no! How will we ever get a Harry Potter secret lair with Midjourney art now???

"I really need to lose weight...my doctor finally got me on Ozempic!" "Nooo! All bodies are beautiful! Don't let them get you down!" My liver is failing and my blood glucose is 370 right now this ain't about looking sexy

u could spend a shit load of $ to get a boostie that tells u you're daddy hasbros bestest little consumer along with giving you a handful of cards that are just fine OR u could pay me a reasonable amount of $ for a alter of ur choice + Tokens + direct & public messages expressing my sincere thanks

What if Draco Malfoy was a girl??? What if you found literally any other media franchise to engage with, I am begging you. A lot of them have girls in them, even

This is embarrassing. You should be embarrassed. Your production pipeline being so badly messed up you can't have foil commons and uncommons anymore should be a banshee wail letting you know you are dying.

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FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?

update! someone took me up on a logo job last night & i was able to get new shoes, soap, & pay a majority of my phone bill. Due to AT&T being pedantic even though i paid my phone bill for September, i didnt pay my phone bill for october so my service is still off so once again im open for work!

2 AM. Time to sneak into another gated community with a wheelbarrel of upside down pineapple sculptures and destroy the careful social balance of the upper-middle class WASPS.

Hey y’all I like really need the money right now. My shoes are falling apart, I’m almost out of shower soap, & my phone service has been turned off ☠️ I have a 250$ US logo commissions open for those looking for a new &/or improved logo. Like & share! I really appreciate it & it really helps ❤️

hey everyone! my new job isnt paying me enough to meet my bills so I'm selling these two cards to get my car paid off. If you want to help but dont want/cant afford the cards, feel free to donate. I'll send a Lotus Petal to someone at random who donated if I raise at least 1k total ($ in alt text)

Ooooh, you've been a very bad autist haven't you. Yes, you deserve to be punished. That's right, soooo naughty. *Turns on the ceiling light with the loud electricity*

Welcome back comrade Bugs

I Have No Mind and I Must Stream

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that laws are more like a vibe than a hard rule

Cutie

As an American I would call this 'baffling' and ask if it were possible for this to be turned into (given the ingredients displayed) strips of french toast maybe?

My character: Takes 15 rifle rounds, a grenade directly under my feet, 10 seconds of being on fire, and some sort of demon acid vomit in my face "I should probably heal soon" My character's childhood best friend: one (1) 9mm round to the stomach "This is the end, main character. I'm sorry"

don't let tumblr see this they think 25 year old enbies are children 😭

For everyone saying "I wouldn't buy Harry Potter cards" they know. They're banking on you still buying other cards while Potter fans buy the Harry Potter cards. You're gonna have to boycott entirely to impact their bottom line and they know most people won't.