Cats? You mean House Cryptids?

Good Igbo out there, whatever you are.

Today!

Some wonderful art inspired by my novel.

Goodnight out there, whatever you are.

A cop warns on the price of witnessing death.

When you're out doing karaoke with 20-somethings, and they think you're younger than you are, but then your pop culture references betray you, and they say, "Wait... how old are you?" And you answer:

This is every tech bro ever 🤣🤣

Me, after the forbidden rituals.

It’s been 5 years since I released this brain-eating little boy with his best friend god worm stuck in his head.

Goodnight out there, whatever you are.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't dracula.

Starting to make my Warlock Cauldron Chili, which will slow cook all night.

That was the freaky part. He'd gotten that balloon when he was with his mom, and I didn't even know there was one back there. But the rushing air on the freeway certainly animated it.

You're driving, windows open, enjoying the night air, listening to serial killer true crime. The rushing air causes something head-sized to rise out of the backseat, then lash about. It's a red balloon you didn't know your kid left there. For a microsecond you BELIEVE Pennywise is about to kill you.

Goodnight out there, whatever you are.