Mark A. Rayner (@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy)

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 11, 2026, 1:02 PM

Weird dogs eating a small number of apples.

#IKnowTheyAreBears #Iknowitsabear #dog #dogs #bear #bears #humor #humour

a group of black bears are eating a giant pile of apples in the woods

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 10, 2026, 8:44 PM

Beta Max is available for preorder! So excited to see some of the early press is so enthusiastic!

“Hard-hitting ideals, ideas, social inspections, and personal and political quagmires evolve a delightfully satirical romp that will attract readers beyond the usual […]

[Original post on mas.to]

Cover art for beta max by mark a. rayner

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 10, 2026, 1:02 PM

When your head is just too full of great plans for #caturday.

#cat #cats #humor #humour #catsofmastodon

a cat sitting on a chair and resting its head on a table

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 9, 2026, 1:28 PM

Chim-kin.

#dog #dogs #leeloo #fifthelement #humor #humour

a terrier dressed up as leeloo from the fifth element, including orange wig

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 8, 2026, 6:00 PM

This week's edition of Pirate Ontology is all about the terrible time I lost the funny. Yes, it was worse than writer's block!

https://markarayner.beehiiv.com/p/worse-than-writer-s-block

Sign up to get a free novel!

#humor #humour #writing #amwriting #bookstodon #novel #comedy

the tragedy and comedy masks, with very scrotacular chins

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 8, 2026, 1:28 PM

The vibe when I finally eat dinner.

#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[video description: an orange kitten lies on its side in a food bowl, kneading the kibble and eating it.

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 7, 2026, 1:56 PM

@davidtheeviloverlord 😆

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 7, 2026, 1:28 PM

That look, when you're caught stealing all the wombats.

#wombat #wombats #humor #humour

a man looks guilty as he holds one wombat in his arms and another wombat looks out from his bag

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 6, 2026, 12:45 PM

A writer's solution to the eternal problem.

#cat #cats #castsofmastodon #humor #humour #writing #amwriting

[video description: a cat sleeps in the sunshine while its hooman types on a keyboard resting on the cat's side.]

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:56 PM

October is off to a humiliating start.

#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #october #pumpkin #humor #humour

a cat looking very grumpy after its hooman balanced a tiny pumpkin (gourd) on its head

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 4, 2026, 2:54 PM

It's Sunday, so here is the required Jesus content.

Sorry, best I could do.

#keanu #Capybara #humor #humour

keanu reeves as jesus holding a sleepy capybera

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 3, 2026, 2:49 PM

Worst #caturday ever.

#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #dog #dogs #humor #humour

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 2, 2026, 3:20 PM

No, that's just the disembodied skull bebop you're hearing.

#scoobydoo #daphne #fred #humor #humour #spooky

Daphne and Fred from the scooby doo gang, looking worried while a skull plays the trumpet in the background with the caption: There's something mighty spooking going on around here.

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 1, 2026, 2:22 PM

"Is Canadian conspiracy."

#rocky #bullwinkle #cartoons #humor #humour

boris and natasha from rocky and bullwinkle show saying to trump:
"Tell them is fake news, work of moose and squirrel."

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Sep 30, 2026, 1:49 PM

It's not an oxymoron, it's a superposition!

#dickens #quantum #humor #humour #schrodinger

Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Schrodinger: Nice

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Sep 29, 2026, 12:55 PM

Spooky season is almost here.

#soon #skeleton #october #humor #humour

giant skeleton holding up a sign that says "soon"

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Sep 28, 2026, 1:40 PM

Wow, that guy really wanted that last parking space.

#monday #mondaymotivation #humor #humour

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Sep 27, 2026, 2:09 PM

Are you crying? There's no crying in *checks notes* in the Zipper!

https://markarayner.com/the-zipper/

#carnies #rides #humor #humour

sign that says: rid will only be stopped by an emergency (crying is not an emergency)

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Sep 26, 2026, 1:15 PM

Yet another confusing #caturday for this kitten that thinks it's a duck.

#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[video description: a little black kitten meowing in a store, sounding more like a duck than a cat]

@markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Sep 25, 2026, 3:08 PM

@tezoatlipoca Yes, desiccated but at the same time, also rotting.