Favorite desk toy, anyone? My go-to is this thinking putty, but I’m looking for more options.

Don’t worry — I am being appropriately supervised

Superglued myself to a pumpkin. Happy fall.

Update on the ol’ toy ranking

I can’t believe he took down 910!!

I am so unbelievably tired of having this conversation. Yes, it was a very nice children’s book, but we need to be done with it now.

If you watch the new Harry Potter tv series, you are supporting a transphobe. You are sending money to a woman who has used and will use it to fight against trans rights. And yes, it is “that serious.”

But I don’t know if fat mousey or banana are approved for space!

Dan NO

Would you send this man to space? Look at him. LOOK AT HIM.

Aw HELL yeah

Have I what

First of all, stop trying to send my cat to space

List of reasons I can’t go to space: • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Your credentials are better than mine on the subject, so I am inclined to believe you

Happy Bisexual Visibility Day on this, the one day of the year during which I can be visually perceived

Sure would look cute in a little spacesuit, though

Reasons my cat Spaceman can’t actually go to space: • Too little (spacesuit wouldn’t fit) • ISS isn’t actually the International Snack Station, so he probably wouldn’t care to go • Already voms in the car, so how’s he gonna do zero g • Not sure churus count as space-safe food • I would miss him

LOVE the rainbow effect, wow!!

Ooooh that is SLEEK