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Stories, jokes, and memes (mostly memes) about Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and the other games of BioWare. Not affiliated with BioWare or EA, can't offer tech support.

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@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 17, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image of purple Hawke. The text reads, "Good morning. God has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem."

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 16, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image of EDI with Joker. The text reads, "[flirting] I bruise easily and my bones are strung together with the flimsiest of silk embroidery thread."

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 15, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image of Morrigan in Dragon Age: Origins. The text reads, "I hate that being emotionally unavailable is so associated with masculinity. Which is why I must stay emotionally unavailable. For feminism."

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 14, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image from the ending of Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "What if your girlfriend was wrong?" Followed by "I'd reshape reality to make her right."

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image of Solas and Rook talking during Rook's dreams. Rook is wearing a bird mask. The text reads, "you forgot to block me from the astral world. See you in your dreams."

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image of Udina in Mass Effect. The text reads, "'all you ever do is complain'. That's not true. I also resent."

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image of Alistair with Morrigan and a female Warden. The text reads, "'two likes isn't a lot', imagine being squished between two women that keep bullying you".

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 4:00 PM

No one: Cerberus's PR department:

An image of the planet Aphras in Mass Effect. The text reads, "Humiliating. Looks like shit. Yet another massive W for Earth, the best planet in the universe."

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 8:26 PM

An image of Bellara in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "(flirting) so what kind of data have you been collecting lately?"

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image of the Inquisitor and Josephine at the Exalted Council in Dragon Age Inquisition: Trespasser. The text reads, "The good news is nothing matters. The bad news is I still have to attend meetings about it."

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image of the Reaper invasion of Earth.

Alien: Hello Earth, I am here to rule over you with an iron fist
Me: Ah sorry, our 'leaders' already do that
Alien: Well then, I am going to strip your planet of its natural resources
Me: You're not gonna believe this

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image of Loghain Mac Tir in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads, "'Anyone else plotting against their sultan?'

You have been kicked from grand vizier chat. You have been added to grand vizier chat (secret)."

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image of Tela Vasir. The text reads, "'I could fix her', shut the fuck up, there's nothing wrong with evil women, they're perfect the way they are."

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 4:00 PM

Watch out for the taint, folks

An image of Leliana in Dragon Age Origins drenched in blood after a fight. The text reads, "I don't want characters to be good or right, I want them covered in blood."

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image of Sara Ryder in Mass Effect Andromeda. The text reads, "Quicksaves in front of you and immediately panicks because I meant to quickload."

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 3, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image of Sten in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads, "I won't rest until I've complained about everything."

@dimetrodone.bsky.social Oct 1, 2026, 1:01 AMReposted by @biowareproblems.bsky.social

Tali Mass Effect

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@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 2, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image of The Illusive Man in Mass Effect 2. The text reads: "Yes, this character is evil but have you considered that the song that plays while they commit atrocities is a fucking banger."

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Oct 1, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image of Varric in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads: "[Extremely haunted and hollow-eyed look] Yeah, man. I'm doing really good."

@biowareproblems.bsky.social Sep 30, 2026, 4:00 PM

An image of Shepard speaking to the Council on the Normandy. The text reads, "If you start every phone call with 'my phone is about to die' instead of saying 'hello,' you can just hang up whenever."

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