Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.

IV) He has hidden his pledge status on Patreon and failed to come clean there or on YouTube (where all mentions of this are blocked). This is because he doesn't want being a sex offender to hurt his bag, and he is profiting from his continued attempts to obfuscate sexually assaulting someone.

III) If you find the idea of not watching videos of or no longer financially supporting a guy who committed sexual assault, lied about it, only came clean when he got outed, and who made a statement about how SA'ing someone was some manic pixie learning experience, you stand for nothing.

II) I've been asked for my "take", but my voice shouldn't and doesn't matter here. The women and allies he has used and exploited to polish his warped moral compass (where he thinks "seeking attention and making videos for money" is atonement for sexual assault): those folks matter.

RE: Jacob Geller (Sexual Assaulter) I) Outside of being on a mutual discord six years ago, where he was a creepy narcissistic prick who repeatedly got called out for bullying, I don't know him or care about his work.

Hi folks, suffice to say I'm ending my creative partnership with Jacob Geller in light of recent news. Best wishes to everyone affected.

Cheers to everyone who has checked out the video. Comments are unreadable. Trending alongside a bunch of Minecraft let's plays. All you need to know (genuinely thanks to the cool normal people who watched. First upload in months, hell yeah)

It's wild how inspiration can come from truly awful places: like a flower blooming from a real big ole' pile of shit. Anywho, new IFO videos are coming soon about the "Wishmaster" franchise and 2026's puritanical nightmare comedy "One Night Only".

Annual rewatch of the GOAT