Tumtober Day 12 Huge burps and massive onomatopoeia.

I LOVE that you included vindicta in this so much, thank you

I LOVE THIS GENRE OF IMAGE SO MUCH

Remind me to get this game, gotta play it

The only way I can describe it is that it looks kinda like if your eyes were put in wrong and it's about making fun of finance bros

Why would you fucking do that

NO TUMBO NO, MY TUMBO

What

If you want attention you could just come in here and hug me

*You* would have $500,000? Don’t be stupid.

You understood perfectly

Marauder-Knight Bandit Queen who meets a girl in a village she's about to sack and instantly gives it up for the village girl. instant loss princess-bodyguardification for an unremarkable towngirl

“Oh you KNOW they fuck on the side” is a good dynamic But “oh these two have NEVER fucked” with the same intonation is even better. Like me and you, Leinth. You’ll be lucky to ever touch my bare skin, but it isn’t like you don’t want me.

Exactly! He loves her in a ‘I mean if this got romantic sure but she’s gotta be the one to start it, I’m just her pet murderer for life. She wants good shit and I like making her happy’ I also like his relationship with Integra a lot How very ‘none of them have ever fucked’ (sexual) a relationship

My favorite of my titles.

Alucard is a man no matter what to be because dominating a prettyboy like that does it for me. Alucard can keep his masculinity because I know he’d wear lingerie if intera told him to.

See, I love this one because I *cannot* tell what the implication here is. That Sir Integra is trans already and Alucard can’t be fucked without a strap by the living, Or that becoming a vampire would make her trans. I love thinking about this. What did you mean by this Alucard.

My Hellsing ranting was brought about by Kokoart here, who does the best hellsing fanart I’ve ever seen

And THATS the fun part! That’s that tension that feels *so* good. Because he’s a literal blood-drinking god-monster, So that tension is *visible* to everyone, and scares the shit out of them!