In college hockey news, the children are savage

When I got the 2023 mgoblog book, I took it home for Christmas and was so excited to show it to my 85-year-old grandpa who started taking me to M games when I was four years old. He opened the book right to this column, read "Shrek was nude, erect, and prodigious," and immediately closed it lol

Minnesota winning the jug at home felt like a reminder that college football still has a soul. Look at these kids. Look how excited they are. They went feral to get that trophy. The fans rushing the field were ecstatic. This here is what it’s all about. This meant the world to them.

You can try but it would shoot itself first

i'm going to take this season out back and shoot it

“I’ll be over here if y’all need me”

I do not understand why Michigan saw the first three runs, all mashing vertical ones, and has refused to just run duo at these guys until they stop it.

sure let's go

all right I am now listening to officiating conspiracy theories

When you’re a university facing like seventeen “systemic tolerance of sexual misconduct” lawsuits you want to make sure to promote this guy so heavily that your main rival, which is run by a right wing administration in a red state, has to step in. That’s just the smart move legally and morally.

Hell yeah brother

this guy should be kicked out of the Big Ten but also BAN BASEBALL SLIDES

BU has not looked uncertain more than once or twice, either. Lot of snaps for Iowa D, they may wilt if M can drive the field to open second half.

Don't think we saw jet action more than once or twice in the first half. A lot more lining up and saying we're going to move you.

Michigan either wins 31-10 or loses after six blocked punts and an 84 yard Iowa field goal

Underwood is averaging over 10 YPA

How the fuck is Sisyphus happy this sucks