When other comics zig, Swan Boy doesn't even zag. It does some fucked up alternative to zigging and zagging. This fucking comic zugs!!!

oh, woe is me! how am I meant to transport lovely oxygen throughout my frail body?! the ever-diligent human heart:

My wife forebore to make herself clean today, but continued in a sluttish condition.

This is your one week* warning ahead of Arbor Point Antiquity launching on Friday the 16th. Anyone looking to get up to speed quickly can check out the new setting primer i've just put together all pretty like ✨ *(okay like slightly less but i was busy yesterday and the primer wasnt done yet :P)

Dug up some old demon doodles for spooky season 👻

Streetwear Muppets or something

we have to keep going. there are lesbians who like our posts.

Weird stuff grows in the old cryopods. People awaken after centuries, arms and faces eaten by extremophile fungus

gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said

look being a cyberwolf comes with many downsides (hard to go unnoticed, can't make facial expressions) but it *does* let you Rules Of Nature an attacking police helicopter. which is of limited use in the homeless sex robot game but it comes up more than you'd think!

i think since our differences are irreconcilable through talking it out we should have a high emotion giant robot fight about it. in outer space

yesssss excited for our girls to try these out

deets! layered the oil pastel up, scratched into it and then cut further layers our digitally and piled up the colours and textures. this was really fun!