A friend who knew they were dying (after several battles with cancer) had it in his will that all his books, records, CDs and DVDs would be given away to his friends. There was an empty office in Waterloo that was crammed with box after box. It was emotional. A life condensed into one room almost.

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

As I age, I increasingly lean toward dressing like a dazzle ship: I care less about looking good, and more about ensuring my enemies cannot fathom what I am doing, where, and at what speed.

I've listened back to this and can confirm that a) I was drinking and b) it's quite fun.

When we went to the VU exhibition in Paris (France) there was a colour version of it.

“Are we not all”, the great English philosopher Francis Bacon* asks, “who a supermarket?” * “Knowledge is power. France is bacon”

That Laurel and Hardy mirror is one of the things I kept from my parents house. Christ knows why they had it as neither were especially big fans of them.

Fuckinell! The ending of the funeral scene of episode 5 of series 3 of “Colin From Accounts” had me screaming with laughter. “WHO THE FUCK PUT HER IN THOSE HIDEOUSSLACKS?!”

Bryan Brown voice “Gentlemen…we got the tapes” Unfortunately…

If the dentist is named Dr. Acula, beware!

True cineastes want The Devils to gross more than Digger so David Ellison will try to offer multi-film deals to Ken Russell and Oliver Reed.

Real Friday 4.59pm decision, this name.