Someone explain why when you go to paint your nails your body is like "Bathroom RIGHT NOW"

They're so prettyyyyy

"bigger animals have bigger babies, it would be weird if it was the other way around"

He compared pregnancy to putting a baby on layaway

"the strategies to have lots and lots of very cheap babies vs a lot less much more expensive babies have names actually" Gd this lecture is so fucking funny why does my professor keep comparing babies to purchases

Why did my professor going "because there's so many even a tiny increase in the survival rate of the offspring can make the population explode" make me immediately think about the Krogan and not like A Real Species 😭

Having TWO exams today.. This is homophobic

Hissera is also a lesbian I just love my little he/him butch here a lot is the thing

She gave Captain America the Stanley cup

*squints* Is this the guy from the other book Oh it sure is

Why is this a sports romance!!!!!

And Shane got injured and hockey is over For fucks sake man

THEY'RE PLAYING HOCKEY IT'S A GDDAMN MIRACLE

What even was the point of that dilemma if his dad was gonna die and he was gonna be like "alright no reason to go to Russia ever again"

The Russian guy has now decided he wants to become American or Canadian and never go back to Russia so who even gives a fuck about the Russian state homophobia plotline

Apparently they are exactly as squishy as they look