“The Tree at the End of the World is always guarded by dragons.”

this could be us but u playin

Chekhov’s Darlings: flashy bits of ultimately unnecessary writing you put on the mantelpiece of the first draft so that you can kill them off in the second

You do not have to read the books you buy. You do not have to buy the books you read.

He definitely isn't allowed in the Senior Common Room.

There Will Be Blood, Charlie Brown

Frightened apes on a dying rock in space

If the question is "why is this person acting this way?" the most likely answer is almost always: "they're scared, they're very scared"

Onion has some real misses lately.

who decided to put 30 some copies each of baudrillard and john le carré in this apartment

🔥

I finally have a weekend to finish these edits on three book chapters.

“Maestro Spotify! A little Les Baxter on the Amazon Firestick sil vous plait!”

The proudest I've ever felt was receiving my second monitor from my father on the day I came of age.

I have a friend who was just diagnosed with SPS and she recommended it

to become a paleontologist, read Heidegger and stay out of the sunlight

2024

Why do I feel like I always look my best in the mirrors at home?

Wocka Flocka