Love this one

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

Sure is buddy

My original final line for this review was “Get fucked.” Sometimes you throw things in you know will get thrown out.

Anyone who tunes into this should be put on a list. And everyone on that list should be trapped inside one of those floating phantom zone saltines.

Get 'em, Z

People are getting too comfortable being terrible fucking human beings.

Can a barrage of anti-trans ads and staged assassination attempts lift the GOP to victory in November? This strategist thinks so.

Yeah I told him after that it was from the book, he was was so sure that couldn’t have been written back then 🤣 🪑⚽️

This was my son’s first Bond movie and he loved it so at least I’ve done one single thing right in my lifelong boo boo shit parade

I mean it is an Alamo movie party, we each got a knotted rope

btw we all spend a lot of time chastising movie talkers and texters (rightfully so) but we need to include the coughers. please stop going to cinema when you’re clearly in the throes of malaria.

One thing to know about me is that I’m always up for some wholesome ball torture

Does the name Rollo Tomassi mean anything to you?

Nah man it’s good

Started the Crystal Lake screeners and it’s a jump scare for me every time Linda Cardellini is referred to as the old white woman.

Best known for a Netflix miniseries that premieres tomorrow?

If you watch wrestling it was used for decades.