BLEED THEM UNTIL THEY DIE, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

warioware touched out here with the greatest bosses of all time 😭🙏

lmao that's actually so funny?? It's just an app that makes you immediately stupid, incredible

trans people “apparently able to feel pain,” surprising new study reveals

you're so welcome! the blue revolver repping will continue until morale improves 😩🙏😭

metroid prime pinball if you can find the rumble pak to go in the GBA slot 😩

no shortage of AI slop these days, but i think "the creators of dizzy are coming back to make a new game and it's AI slop" has me gobsmacked more than anything else. dizzy? fucking dizzy? you can't draw a fucking 8-bit egg on your own anymore? and you willingly admit this??

based 😌

arcade machines and consoles are effectively locked-down PCs. only with fully unlocked and open devices can we enjoy the best of both at our will. a free platform can contrive limitations to artificiate fun rituals when needed; an unfree platform can never contrive freedom without being jailbroken.

thinking about this post again

Rocket Lawn Chair!

holy fuck they really are about to legalise billionaire-funded AI-generated CSAM aren't they? the absolute desperation of the US economy right now 😔

that's okay. touhou fans never actually play the games either! 😍

like the shmups community 🥹 (nah fr we're really nice to outsiders but the games are just prohibitively difficult or obscure)

he keeps on peddling his undisclosed slop plugs in a shmups server I'm in and it's driving me crazy lmao

when we say "the fandom ruined undertale/deltarune", we are talking specifically about the endless gaster theorycrafting and speculating on cut content that isn't likely to be important because it's not in the game's critical path. it's barely even subtext. just let me play the game, fucking hell.

never forget what SSR and ray-tracing took from us, and how forward renderers excel in transparencies and these kinds of effects. by using vertex lighting instead of pixel lighting, we can render most of these effects in a single pass with minimal drawbacks because modern polygon counts are so high.

if I see support for this fed psyop on my feed, it's an instantaneous block. if it's not a CIA demoralisation op against trans people, it's a covert marketing scam by JKR,'s cronies. either way, utterly vile and I don't wanna fucking see it. go jerk off to bowsette again or something. 🙄

"wordler's lament" and it's every participating member of the discord server collectively complaining about how that was *definitely* a made-up word and that the double-letter the other day was bullshit and how they picked the wrong letter for the one remaining slot and ran out of guesses 🥹