Can we start a petition to make all of the cool gadgets from the Jetson’s before we make anything else that could steal our identity?

Probably safe to trust the “move fast and break things” guys to regulate themselves on AI

It’s Zendaya not ZendAIa

Listen, here’s the thing. A human learning from art is good. But the machine isn’t really “learning”. It’s scraping. It’s downloading and mimicking the work of thousands of artists and doesn’t pay those artists a penny. Does that seem right to you?

How many models does he run bro how many conclaves have you won

Oh wow! Great AI sandwich shop sign! If I want to ingest an unappetizing nightmare, this will be my first stop!

RAM prices going up. Grip on reality going down. But at least the world’s richest loser can scrape every movie on Earth to make a film that’s as boring as it is racist.

When will AI be powerful enough to calculate royalties for all the people whose work it stole?

Romance isn't dead, it’s just not made by AI. If you truly want to win her heart, might we suggest breaking out the boombox and blasting “In Your Eyes” by Peter Gabriel.

We were able to figure out flight without generative AI or a data center, so why would we need them for the next great invention? Great inventions like this happen when you use your creativity and curiosity, not a damned chatbot

When you rob artists of money, you rob them of the ability to make more art. You rob the world of art. And right now, AI is robbing the world of art. Don’t do that.

It makes us scream but not in a good way We know you wanna scream when you see AI trying hard at what humans do best

So you’re trying to read a Tweet! That’s interesting! Huh. Never thought about it that way. You’re doing great! Keep reading to the end of it! That’s interesting! Keep reading to the end of the post! Wow!

Congratulations to Tilly Norwood on winning the Emmy for Most Loathed Actor, last awarded to John Wilkes Booth in 1865

Getting tinnitus from being front row at a hardcore show > Getting tinnitus from living next to a data center

Human art must be pretty valuable if the richest, most powerful companies in human history can’t afford to pay for it.

See AI content on your timeline? Reply to the post with the Cash app handle of the artists whose work it was trained on.

If you liked advertisements before, wait until genAI strips them of their last sliver of humanity

Think about how many jazz quartets we could hydrate with the water wasted on AI data centers.