Let's gooooooooooo! The first JourneyMon actual play!!! Good luck to Sabrina Rosewood!

punkin

"If you're really that sick, we should have universal healthcare."

Also combined with the every lovely "oh, no one who is bitching about this game has actually tried to play it." Look, if the game's not for you, don't engage with it. Hate reading it isn't healthy for anyone.

Imagine, if you will, a person. It's not hard to imagine, because there's lots of them, and lots more like I'm about to describe. They only like meat and cheese. They go to a restaurant and they're seeking out the hamburger. They order a taco at Taco Bell and have them remove the lettuce.

Remember to tune in this Saturday if you want to hear me and a whole bunch of other cool nerds talk about Magic and collect donations for Trans Lifeline!

Notwithstanding the limitations of the ancient Athenian democracy, the image of the US podium in front of the Acropolis is a proper violation of the space.

Sometimes you can convince people to turn over a new leaf. But sometimes you just gotta let joyless arses be joyless arses as long as they are festering and stewing far away from you.

These people don't even want to pay *regular* taxes and they expect us to believe their little pyramid scheme will lead to universal basic income. Lol. Lmao.

I virulently hate AI bros. A random person that uses LLMs does not think like this, and I do not hate them, but I would want the random people that use LLMs to understand that this is the future the gormless shitbags pushing it want for the entire world.

“I’m going to need a lot of tetanus shots if I make it out of here” is objectively a hilarious line to put into this game.

Immediately I appreciate the fact it is playing to survival horror’s roots with limited save token, but deliberately making that part of the highest difficulty that I am never going to play anyhow. Limited saves are like 70% of the reason I bounce off OG Resident Evil.

Okay Hellraiser: Revival. Let’s do this.

Shaun of the Evil Dead

John, have you played Curseborne? Because all of these wolves have been very Curseborne, but especially this one.

… Now I want a What If? featuring Devil Spider and Moon Dinosaur.

THIS IS THE PART THAT MAKES ME THE MOST ANGRY!! I actually love math! (Even linear algebra lol) I love all the weird stuff we can do! I love that a MERE REFLECTION of language can feel SO REAL people fall in love?? BUT THE WORLD IS RUN BY LITERAL CARTOON VILLAINS AND I AM BROKEN AND EXPLOITED!

Linear algebra is actually the worst

Normally I’m not a fan of censorship, but I really do think Canadian networks should block this whole planed public execution streaming from the U.S. There’s no value in letting it be seen. None.