Golden-age seasons only, obviously.

This jackass who lives in my building is constantly on his balcony loudly watching YouTube videos and belching and blowing his nose and drumming on the table with his knife and fork, and you just *know* he’s a Brad Bradford voter.

New campaign slogan just dropped:

Hey look, two guys who haven't done anything useful since 1986.

This jackass who lives in my building is constantly on his balcony loudly watching YouTube videos and belching and blowing his nose and drumming on the table with his knife and fork, and you just *know* he’s a Brad Bradford voter.

People talk about fall colours but never fall sounds: the vivifying report of a leaf blower at dawn, the scream-sneezes emanating from every condo balcony, the pre-Thanksgiving rundown of discussion topics to be avoided at table.

New campaign slogan just dropped:

Hey look, two guys who haven't done anything useful since 1986.

TL;DR:

Smarties have been replaced with M&M’s in the rainbow cookies near me. If you’re going to sabotage your own product, fine, but a heads-up would be nice.

I have had ME/CFS for 20 years. I would like treatment or, even better, a cure. At the very least, I would like people to treat ME/CFS as something that demands and deserves sustained medical research.

There's that word again!

I often think about the speed camera chopping vigilante who returned to the scene of their crime on Parkside Drive multiple times but Toronto police didn’t catch them & it led to Doug Ford banning speed cameras for 16 million people & now speeding is at epidemic levels & people will die.