Billionaires gather to congratulate themselves on AI lawlessness in opening scene of world's most predictable disaster movie ever.

I played "Clue" with this blowhard Senator Schmitt. He guessed it was Mrs. Butterworth with a vat of quicksand in the gazebo.

33% of Americans still approve of a guy who has never been of service to anyone other than himself, his family, and his billionaire class. 33% of Americans have an IQ under 95. Now, I'm not saying it's an exact Venn overlap. But I'm not not saying it, either.

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Okay, all ye faithful... Raise your hands if you don't know what worshipping false gods means... Keep your hands up if you still don't get the story of the golden calf when an idol was favored over the commandments... Hands up? You're in a cult. Thank you for your attention to this madness.

Sorry, sir. It just looks like debasing our values, repeatedly lying to and stealing from the American people just don't draw the big crowds they used to.

imagine spending millions of dollars throwing a circus for a trash agenda lol. meanwhile, Dems are focused on lowering costs and protecting basic human rights.

Now, Smug Jennings, please be honest for once. When you said you spoke to Mitch, are you sure you were on a phone?

"I told you all I could still sign my name. What a bunch of doody-heads."

Oh yeah, mister? Well, by Executive Order of the American People, everybody's gonna start calling you Rapey Von Lyzensteals. (Your legacy was enshrined long ago and no amount of gilded monuments will obscure it.)