technology like this is why I should read terms and conditions before clicking “agree”

you’ve never smelled me, this is a lucky guess

you almost died in order to post that song??? I respect the commitment but pls

hashtag music hashtag poor decisions

Watching The Long Walk. It’s a movie about what you should do, off a short pier. That’s what the movie is about.

you know that line from Strong by Robbie Williams, “early morning when I wake up, I look like Kiss but without the makeup”? When I was 14 I used to think that was “I look like Casper without the makeup” like, the *real* ghost of a dead boy, not the sanitised Hollywood version

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We live in an era of incredible media. You can ask someone if the thing you want exists. Chances are it does. Or you can make it (booooooooo).

hey remember how Bill & Ted travel in a phonebox, but it’s a modern one not a dumb ol’ police box? new phone, Who diss

office! dogs!

saw my friend

I really am rather fond of Corydon Bell’s cover for a 1937 edition of Mary Shelley’s “Frankenstein”.

Carb or Starb

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