“EUAHHHHHH Meteor storm! Get to the shelter!” “Relaaax luv it’s just a little hail. Not even pea sized.” “Whah-whua?” “C’mere.” *hug* “Storm will pass soon, then we can sleep to the relaxing sound of rain” “Not relaxing! That shielding is inadequate. Did you say it was tin? Should be […]

Fucking youtube is a-b testing new shit on me again. Totally changed UI.

Even monday can’t put a lid on this.

Even monday can’t put a lid on this.

“EUAHHHHHH Meteor storm! Get to the shelter!” “Relaaax luv it’s just a little hail. Not even pea sized.” “Whah-whua?” “C’mere.” *hug* “Storm will pass soon, then we can sleep to the relaxing sound of rain” “Not relaxing! That shielding is inadequate. Did you say it was tin? Should be […]

“Uh, hi. I wonder is it possible to fix the luck button on my phone?” “Wow you don’t see those any more, it’s in good nick otherwise?” “Yeah, I’ve kept it because I like the physical luck button. I looked it up on ihexit.com but it said repair difficulty impossible. So I brought it to you.” […]

You don’t own your atoms. You are just borrowing them from eternity.

“Uh, hi. I wonder is it possible to fix the luck button on my phone?” “Wow you don’t see those any more, it’s in good nick otherwise?” “Yeah, I’ve kept it because I like the physical luck button. I looked it up on ihexit.com but it said repair difficulty impossible. So I brought it to you.” […]

A hood was removed. Strong light split the darkness. “Whuh, where am I?” “You have no need to know. Do you deny that you are ShopperThey96?” “Th—thats my BigRiver username, if that’s what you’re asking” “Excellent. This will go better for you if you remain truthful” “This is preposterous! […]

“Billionaires, “ the teacher said “were a cognitohazard of the late dirt ages. In that time it was normal to force humans to perform labour for four to five decades before being permitted a period of limited rest known as retirement. The billionaire class found ways to steal even the limited […]

“Billionaires, “ the teacher said “were a cognitohazard of the late dirt ages. In that time it was normal to force humans to perform labour for four to five decades before being permitted a period of limited rest known as retirement. The billionaire class found ways to steal even the limited […]

*knock *knock “Enter!” “Good morning miss van Helsing. I wonder if you have a moment for a consult?” “Susan, please. We’ve been neigbours for a year now. What can a horrorologist do for a horologist?” “It’s a new, uh patient. Perhaps it’s easier if I show you?” “Of course, do you have it […]

Another successful week, by at least one measure.

Ugh I am fading because junior cat Thordis longleap woke me at 5am to beg for outside. Thordis is Not Allowed outside (and is bad at escaping, unlike her brother Snorri Silvermane who is a feline Houdini with form for darting between legs of laundry-encumbered hoomams, and even jumping out of […]