If someone gave me an entire free month to think up compounds to do that with I don't think I would hit on diethyl zinc in that time

Tigernometry

Well, no. Everybody knows in reality it's little gnomes.

Honestly I like to imagine I have tiny little jaguars running about inside the computer doing all the tasks for me 🩷🐆 big kitties.

Fly eagle, fly

Much as the general media really doesn't need to explain the precise level of detail, I still feel that there's generally been so much hand-waving of what this particular prize involves as not to explain it all...

Ja :) on everything! I forgot about it when i needed to go over to the IT guy to do some admin stuff recently. He was quite confused 😂

That looks great! Anything that makes it easier for people to do science with high quality :)))))

Aha, a response to my appeal! "Please note that we do not cover this treatment for any reason." Next line: "We can help you find a specialist that your membership covers in full" < oh thanks, that's not completely confusing or anything.

The AI profile pics too though...

Hell maybe we're all bots

"Keep adding nitrogen till I say 'stop'" >Making eye contact< >The waiter is sweating<

Check out these weird bots commenting actual chemistry on C&EN. If they didn't repeat themselves I'd think they were real people

I am once again asking the entire healthcare industry to stop dealing with women's health only in the context of men and having sex with men (currently appealing an Axa decision that said anything involving hormones is "contraception" and couldn't possibly be, you know, my health)

I love that! 😂

When I play anything reasonably dramatic on the piano, my smartwatch thinks I'm using an elliptical really ineffectively