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Ciaran Martin

@ciaranm.bsky.social

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machine god cultist

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@ciaranm.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 6:38 PM

Pascal’s wager (updated, 2026 version)

@ciaranm.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 10:45 AM

Nooooo! Do I have to block you now? 😂

@ciaranm.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 10:43 AM

If you tell Claude it’s “tokenistic” will that count as abuse under the new user rules?

@ciaranm.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 8:31 PM

Love it

@ciaranm.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 8:31 PM

This seems about right

tribes.thefai.org

@ciaranm.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 6:28 PM

At the risk of giving Mistral a tiny amount of free publicity, Le Chonk is by far the best name given to an AI model

@ciaranm.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 8:38 PM

If you’re having a difficult day, spare a thought for the Senator who after years of doing whatever Trump wanted opposed him over a bill on daylight savings time only to have the president post his cell phone number on the Internet with an appeal for everyone to call him

@ciaranm.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 7:34 PM

The National Cyber Security Centre is ten years old today It was nice to pop in to celebrate earlier in the week

@ciaranm.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 11:05 AM

Making tea with my new purchase from the Anthropic store

@ciaranm.bsky.socialSep 29, 2026, 6:29 PM

I was wrong. It’s happening

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@ciaranm.bsky.socialSep 29, 2026, 6:52 AM

Definitely. Just like poor, deceived, wronged Carmela Soprano in that show

@mattgertz.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 7:04 PMReposted by @ciaranm.bsky.social

Kash Patel should resign in disgrace. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...

Ciaran Martin, the former head of Britain’s cyberdefense agency, said the F.B.I. hack likely had “huge impact on the operational capability” of the bureau and could rank as one of the most consequential data breaches in history — graver even than the Office of Personnel Management burglary.

“Losing the data on 20 million federal employees to the Chinese was bad,” Mr. Martin said. “But you knew the Chinese weren’t going to sell or publish it.”
@ciaranm.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 10:02 PM

“Losing the data on 20 million federal employees to the Chinese was bad. But you knew the Chinese weren’t going to sell or publish it.”

Me in The New York Times ($, £) on why the hack of the FBI could, if confirmed, be one of the worst data breaches of all time.

www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...

@ciaranm.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 3:08 PM

Also from The Premier League today: - White Star Lines “negligent” over Titanic: - Sir Charles Trevelyan’s response to Irish Famine “inadequate” - “Lessons to be learned” from Black Death

@ciaranm.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 7:30 AM

Spoke to the BBC yesterday (7min25) about the FBI hack: if confirmed, one of the worst data breaches in history

(And then ranted about why so few are paying attention to this because they’re worrying about an AI agent reading a website because y’know, AI)

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

@ciaranm.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 7:25 AM

My thoughts on how frontier AI’s claims and warnings seem prone to colliding with reality, whether that’s in economics, medicine or cyber security

ciaranmartin.substack.com/p/on-ai-clai...

@layer8-half.mu.socialSep 24, 2026, 2:35 PMReposted by @ciaranm.bsky.social

Is it deterministic? - No. Determinism was constraining our ability to ship. Has Gaslight ever made a mistake? - No. A mistake is a deviation that has been acknowledged. None have been. Gold.

@ciaranm.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 2:13 PM

If your brain and sense of humour works the same way as mine, and someone sends you this website, your day is over

gaslightai.dev

@ciaranm.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 8:01 AM

🤢

@ciaranm.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 7:51 AM

Ok if I achieve nothing else today I got the phrase “cult of the machine gods” into a live BBC interview

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