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T.E. Bean

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lit-sci-fi novel ♾️ 𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 π™€π™”π™€π™Ž ♾️ arriving Nov 2026 from Black Spring Press (UK) + via Simon & Schuster (US/Can) rep: Katharine Sands
β˜† π™π™„π™ˆπ™€, π™π™€π™‰π˜Ώπ™€π™π™„π™•π™€π˜Ώ (Beacon Press) Autumn 2027 https://www.simonandschuster.com/authors/T-E-Bean/269958332

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@tebean.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 2:20 PM

Hard to say. The potato’s punching above its weight, while the grape’s getting whiny. Science demands we investigate.🍸🍷

@tebean.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 2:36 PM

Impressive. And to think you accomplished this not by being chased by a bear, but entirely by choice. Which is incomprehensible to me. Congrats!

@tebean.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 7:57 PM

If beans can locate metal poles, then I have to assume grapes actively avoid wine glasses.

@tebean.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 7:41 PM

Seeking this book out immediately. Thanks! Also, I read once that plants can detect and respond to vibrations and airborne sound waves. So perhaps what we call β€œhearing” is just ears being weirdly, unnecessarily specific.

@tebean.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 7:05 PM

You have my attention. I’d love to know the title of this book, please. I have questions only my Boston ferns can answer.

@tebean.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 7:53 PM

Finally, proof that all cats intuitively glean AppleCare protocols from the ether!

@tebean.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 1:18 PM

When you hit it big, you’ll own a castle with a multi-storey poster towerπŸ—Ό

@tebean.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 12:48 PM

For me, the endgame is oven mitts. Maybe a commemorative 𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 π™€π™”π™€π™Ž tea cozy. Goals!

@tebean.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 11:46 AM

Thank you! I’m overjoyed my disproportionate fussing over cardstock wasn’t for nothing. πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€ΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ

@tebean.bsky.socialOct 1, 2026, 1:05 PM

Thanks, Mary πŸŒ€β€ΏπŸŒ€

@tebean.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 12:20 AM

Yay! I wholeheartedly endorse this message. Do the thing, people πŸ€Έβ€β™€οΈ

@tebean.bsky.socialSep 27, 2026, 3:06 PM

HERE BE POSTCARDS! Surely you want one? Perhaps even need one? Might possession of an 𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 π™€π™”π™€π™Ž postcard be a biological imperative, for you are but an organism responding to the ancient call of the rectangle? A mammal with a profound and inexplicable craving for cardboard?

@tebean.bsky.socialSep 26, 2026, 12:04 PM

Behold, the 𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 π™€π™”π™€π™Ž postcards. They are real, they are magnificently cardboard-y, and they are coming for your bookstores πŸ’₯ #scifi

♾️ 𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 π™€π™”π™€π™Ž ♾️ out NOV 17
preorder links β–ΆοΈŽ β–ΆοΈŽ www.tebeanwrites.com

published by #blackspringpress (UK) β†’ @simonandschuster.bsky.social (US/Can)

@tebean.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 5:44 PM

Many thanks, Patrik. As luck would have it, I found out yesterday that presales are now live at Bokus in Sweden βœŒοΈπŸ§‘β™ΎοΈ

www.bokus.com/forfattare/t...

@tebean.bsky.socialSep 9, 2026, 5:23 PM

Holy moly! Congrats, Nick. 🀜πŸ’₯πŸ€›

@tebean.bsky.socialSep 8, 2026, 12:18 PM

Thx! ✌️🧑

@tebean.bsky.socialSep 7, 2026, 9:20 PM

Thank you, Susan ✌️🧑

@tebean.bsky.socialSep 7, 2026, 2:17 PM

matter moves where force combines energy collides in space and time particles divide within the storm nothing is lost; the fields reform

@tebean.bsky.socialSep 1, 2026, 12:55 PM

Merci, mon ami. Γ‡a a Γ©tΓ© toute une aventure pour arriver jusqu’ici. Je te souhaite beaucoup de chance et de courage dans ton propre parcours vers la publication. ❀️✌️🧑

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