Right? So wasteful!

Probably just some random neighborhood rascals.

YES. Not very budget friendly as far as pranks go.

Was almost (they missed) the victim of a drive-by egging while out walking. My initial thoughts were 1. In this economy?! 2. It's not even the right day. Mischief Night is the day before Halloween. What's next? Leaving a flaming bag of poo on Christmas. Toilet papering someone's house on July 4th?

This is the most appropriately worded review I've seen.

What kind of a world are we living in when Chuck E Cheese is offering a jack o' lantern shaped pizza during Halloween and Pizza Hutt is unapologetically not? Look, I exceeded my tolerable dose of real life horror today (by A LOT) and this is the most light-hearted thing that disappointed me.

It's something to look forward to, I guess.

NBD, just gonna draw some goofy Halloween junk while the current president says another country should bomb the city I live in to an applauding audience. Real pleasant time to be alive.

This is the best kind of Halloween magic.

Glad you liked them! There are more terrors on the way!

Thanks for checking them out. I hope they deliver a chill up your spine to help cool off during this god awful heat.

Maybe they locked him in the Criterion Closet and forgot.

I just sat through Twilight Zone the movie (which is part of his supposed curiated films on AMC+) and it is disappointingly Cryptkeeper-less.

So did they make a new Cryptkeeper just to sell Bacardi rum? I thought he was going to do little vignettes in front of movies like a horror host but all I can find is this one commercial.

That's one his catchphrase, yeah!

Happy Halloween the First, Gourdo!

Out for a walk and spotted Jason VorTREES sneaking around.

Oh, we've gone well past ridiculous at this point.

Oh, it seems we get a bit of a reprieve on Tuesday! Better break out the scarf and mittens. Wouldn't want to catch my death.