Relatable

not a meme, but it should be

people keep making movies where the premise is "it's kind of like a man but it looks like a monstrous freak but it's nice and sexy and doesn't abuse the woman so it's basically the most romantic thing ever" and men keep not getting it.

Ok, even with as crazy as last week was, I'm calling shenanigans. There's no way I got that many steps. This is further supported by the daily 1km egg hatching hella quick some days & a second kilometer or candy being counted before the first. Scopley needs to stop pulling out wires.

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Are hug emojis ok to send? Either way, I hope you get the help you need.

"Oh right. I'm dying." 4 pages in and I got my first snort-chuckle.

There is!

....maybe

Only noticed the purple highlights in her hair after posting the thread. 😅 Ah well. Helps with the Psylocke connection. I'm actually liking her more than Snake Eyes.

Snake Eyes is still being workshoped, plus the "lore" there is a lot more. To the point I might be better off remembering I have a tumblr.

Tengu works on multiple levels because 1: I'm pretty sure that's what they're going for with the mask & feather...cape? And 2: In Pathfinder at least, Tengu do have luck associations, even being called "jinx eaters" sometimes.

.... enhanced awareness and being able to predict what her opponent is going to do if she's close enough. Maybe some limited flight from her dad.

So I'm thinking she's now Tengu, daughter of Kwannon Psylocke & Angel (because I know Warren & Betsy dated at some point in the 90s). Her powers aren't anything crazy: enhanced speed, dexterity & reflexes. Her telepathy is *very* limited, basically boiling down to....

The Pidgeotto hanging around the Alpha Pidgiot that I'm shiny hunting:

All cause they tried to appease the chuds. And they STILL didn't like! I just wanted SOME company to tell these assholes to FUCK OFF!!