🌊 ✨ THE BEACHED BOYS: DEBUT TOUR [6/7] ✨ 🌊 One lucky interviewer managed to sneak an interview aboard the Beached Boys' tour jet; "What's the best perk of the fame?" Mateo is more than happy to answer...

Riley bitching about whatever annoyed him at his last show, meanwhile he’s like 2 dozen donuts deep without realizing

typical normal ass badger meal

First step is taking care of the fat problem, then we can move onto fox

would you summon me into your living room if i was a cute little imp i promise i will have no adverse effects on your waistline

It's not uncommon for space cargo pilots to triple in size on their long delivery trips... So Air Traffic Control should probably be less surprised when the standard issue space fatigues barely fit at all 🐴

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 dude oh my god.

I love huge muscular men cause they’re prime for softening into total gluttonous lardballs

oh it’s also chunky puppy day today apparently. go figure

kinda thinking of corgi in fishnets today… @/tuck.hyper.wang did this lil piece a while ago, an oldie but a goodie

y. yeah, i can uh, do that! i’m sure you’re not baking much if it’s just for you right…

who is the strongest unit in fortune’s weave and why is it esmerelda

🌊 ✨ THE BEACHED BOYS: DEBUT TOUR [4/7] ✨ 🌊 Catch this exclusive, behind-the-scenes interview during one of the band's photo-shoots! It's been a busy time for the boys, but Riley always has time for questions! (And snacks, from the looks of it...)

dude being a pervert is awesome i get to ogle my friends titanic couch-filling flanks all day

qksjskfmkfng makes a squeaky toy noise???? 😵‍💫

thinking about squashing coral down a foot in height and adding it to his width for fun

me when i’m hungry and desperate

what if he was on sale… 20% off…

this is the correct option, he gives u a big thumbs up