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THE BURNT KERNEL RATING SYSTEM The more Burnt Kernels a movie has the technically worse it is. (i.e. 1/5 is better made than 5/5) EXTRAS Butter - The movie has nudity. Free Refills - The movie is enjoyable. Avatar created by @JoeRocks1981.bsky.social
@popcornandpain.bsky.social@popcornandpain.bsky.social“The Loch Ness Horror" (1981) - Utah really is the best location to film a Scottish monster movie when you think about it.
@popcornandpain.bsky.socialSuch a fun low budget flick. The Cinematic Titanic cover is hilarious. youtu.be/1gXRXrPEKlg?...
@swayzeofarabia.bsky.socialReposted by @popcornandpain.bsky.socialDay 12! Now watching: The Alien Factor
@popcornandpain.bsky.social@popcornandpain.bsky.socialRandom reminder this scene exists: youtu.be/BtrVVUfI8pw?...
@swayzeofarabia.bsky.socialReposted by @popcornandpain.bsky.socialDay 11! Now watching: The Stuff
@popcornandpain.bsky.socialJust rewatching this review by @hellboundhs.bsky.social of the recently covered by RiffTrax “Sting of Death” youtu.be/9OzR5kGKKwI?...
@popcornandpain.bsky.social"Death Orchard" (2024) - Mary K. DeVault co-directed, wrote, produced, edited, was the cinematographer of, and gets top billing as the character of Ricki in this movie so ask her what in the world this movie is about because I have no idea.
5 / 5 Burnt Kernels
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp0x...
@popcornandpain.bsky.social"Houseboat Horror" (1989) - This low budget ozploitation slasher follows a rock band who rent the titular houseboats to film a music video ignoring the locals warnings and people quickly start turning up dead.
1.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n9d...
@popcornandpain.bsky.social"Gothic & Lolita Psycho" (aka "Psycho Gothic Lolita") (2010) - This movie is what would happen if Bruce Wayne was a goth Japanese schoolgirl with an umbrella fixation and Alfred was her wheelchair bound grandpa who builds her weapons.
2 / 5 Burnt Kernel with Free Refills
youtu.be/KAY_C1yi1I4?...
@popcornandpain.bsky.social"Bampire" (2025) - Sadly this movie is not about a bloodsucking Bambi but instead a shapeshifting wood spirit seeking revenge for people littering with Greg Sestero as the narrator and a lot of nudity.
1 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and a lot of Butter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNg3...
@popcornandpain.bsky.social@cinemamack.bsky.social and I continue this years 31 Days of Halloween.
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@swayzeofarabia.bsky.socialReposted by @popcornandpain.bsky.socialDay 9! Now watching: Bride of the Gorilla
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@popcornandpain.bsky.social“The Summer of Massacre” (2012) - This oddly titled low budget anthology slasher was made by the protégé of ‘The Godfather of Gore’ himself, the late Herschel Gordon Lewis and features B-movie scream queen Brinkie Stevens but is mostly forgettable.
4 / 5 Burnt Kernels
www.imdb.com/title/tt1874...
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@bmovieenema.bsky.socialReposted by @popcornandpain.bsky.socialFred Williamson was known as The Hammer during his pro football days. He even played in the very first Super Bowl for Kansas City. By 1976, he made his directorial debut for a pretty solid action-drama called Mean Johnny Barrows.
Read the review from March 2022 at wp.me/p9XNnZ-2TC
@popcornandpain.bsky.social@cinemamack.bsky.social and I continue our 31 Days of Halloween…
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