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Oliver Collyer

@ovcollyer.com

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Family man, Everton fan, co-founder of Sports Interactive Ltd, inventors of Championship Manager, makers of Football Manager. PA to two daughters, apparently. Personal account.

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@ovcollyer.comAug 2, 2026, 5:17 AM

No end product according to GS fan here in Türkiye.

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@ovcollyer.comJul 7, 2026, 6:31 PM

We can justifiably be blamed for a fair bit…but Everton’s lack of imagination when it comes to the right back position definitely isn’t one of them!

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@ovcollyer.comJul 7, 2026, 6:12 PM

Can we just fast forward to the bit where England have got past Norway (tough - hard match!) and lose to some Messi brilliance in the semi final and get it over with?

@ovcollyer.comJun 8, 2026, 9:03 AM

Absolutely nothing wrong with Ring’s “Familiar Faces” implementation.

@ovcollyer.comMay 10, 2026, 2:05 PM

Beto. Hard to imagine being as satisfied at somebody scoring as when that fella does.

@ovcollyer.comMay 7, 2026, 8:04 AM

The top sides have teams full of players whose first reaction after going 3-1 up at home to City would be to urge everybody to keep focused. We tend to get a little bit carried away in the moment.

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@ovcollyer.comMay 7, 2026, 7:58 AM

As soon as Haaland scored, I would have bet my house on us not winning that game. They just seem to lose all composure. Lack of leadership? Too many fragile mentalities?

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@ovcollyer.comApr 25, 2026, 5:48 PM

Where do you even begin with that!

@ovcollyer.comApr 14, 2026, 8:55 PM

Another famous Anfield night…

@ovcollyer.comMar 5, 2026, 8:50 PM

I see Spurs have taken ownership of the wretched pistol that Everton have spent years using to shoot themselves in the foot whenever confronted with a shard of positivity. Keep it lads, please!

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@ovcollyer.comMar 3, 2026, 9:42 PM

Up the plus-one-goal-difference-magnificent-seventh-here-we-come-he’s-got-red-hair blues!

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@ovcollyer.comMar 2, 2026, 6:27 PM

I think they’ll probably be alright, 29 points at this stage *ought* to be the right trajectory but the longer they go without winning another game the more the psychological pressure will grow!

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@ovcollyer.comMar 2, 2026, 6:15 PM

Nobody does “Big Club In Relegation Fight” better than Everton. Fans many times dragging the team over the line, years of practice (sadly)! I can’t help but wonder if Spurs the club and their supporters are ready for the fight?

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@ovcollyer.comFeb 28, 2026, 4:58 PM

Prime Nev.

@ovcollyer.comFeb 28, 2026, 4:57 PM

Up the free-scoring toffees!

@ovcollyer.comFeb 23, 2026, 7:13 PM

Kind of torn! Grateful for a peaceful existence where I can laugh at WHU/Forest/Spurs while simultaneously getting stuck into a 16oz T-bone at The Titanic before crossing the road to HDS and wondering if it couldn’t be just a little bit more exciting?

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@ovcollyer.comFeb 23, 2026, 6:57 PM

David Moyes has a different view of football to me. Fair enough, I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt as this is infinitely preferable to the stress of recent years, but I’m about as excited as a dead stoat about that team. Now watch watch as we channel our inner Brazil ‘70 and win 5-0.

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@ovcollyer.comFeb 12, 2026, 3:03 AM

Mighty glad we’ve steered clear of this season’s relegation fight and can watch on with relaxed amusement. #EFC

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@ovcollyer.comFeb 7, 2026, 10:57 AM

About to embark on a 12 hour flight without Wi-Fi. Don’t ruin the first minute after landing, please Everton…

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@ovcollyer.comFeb 6, 2026, 9:20 PM

Claude Code is very impressive indeed but we’re gonna look back at the 200K context limit like we look back at the 48K Sinclair Spectrum. We’ll wonder how we managed!

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