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Eric Hassan

@erichassan.bsky.social

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bator/cockstar/polymath/poppers godfather - forearms bone me up, watermelon bums me out - see my naked movies at http://thedudenextdoor.com (he/him)

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@erichassan.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 12:24 AM

today we buried my uncle next to my mother - i stood with my aunt and uncle, their two remaining siblings and felt so thankful that our shrinking family keeps getting closer i miss my uncle and my mom so much - at least i’ll get to visit their graves often 💚💜

@erichassan.bsky.socialSep 26, 2026, 10:33 PM

food not bombs food not billionaires food not fascism food not genocide food not fear food not dictators

@erichassan.bsky.socialSep 21, 2026, 3:27 PM

i’m always stunned when people - given ample space and opportunity to do otherwise - make the most socially uncomfortable and inconsiderate choice like, there’s plenty of space - get the fuck out of mine

@baycub.bsky.socialSep 20, 2026, 2:21 PMReposted by @erichassan.bsky.social

gnawing on his tighty-whities would be a great start!

@erichassan.bsky.socialSep 20, 2026, 1:43 PM

happy sunday! i hope you have a great day!

@erichassan.bsky.socialSep 19, 2026, 10:21 PM

wearing an outfit like this around me is gonna get you pregnant

@erichassan.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 8:25 PM

my favorite band of all time is shudder to think (and pony express record is my favorite album of all time) - i’m seeing them tonight!!!!!!!!!! i am so so so excited!!!!!

@erichassan.bsky.socialSep 10, 2026, 1:05 PM

hope that maga dick tastes good

@erichassan.bsky.socialSep 10, 2026, 12:37 PM

that’s wrong - its a bribe and its an impeachable offense

@erichassan.bsky.socialSep 10, 2026, 12:30 PM

it was said to voters at the convention

@erichassan.bsky.socialSep 10, 2026, 12:29 PM

that’s an important distinction – we all know that even if he gets his way, he’s not going to pay – he still needs to be impeached and imprisoned 

@erichassan.bsky.socialSep 10, 2026, 3:14 AM

this is bribery

@erichassan.bsky.socialSep 10, 2026, 3:13 AM

i’m pretty sure “if we win this election, we’ll pay you” is bribery

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@erichassan.bsky.socialSep 9, 2026, 3:51 PM

because they do not want to and don’t believe they need to

@erichassan.bsky.socialSep 9, 2026, 12:56 PM

now that lindsey graham is gone, this is correct

@erichassan.bsky.socialSep 9, 2026, 12:56 PM

he might not remember because he chooses not to remember and nobody has enough respect or care for him to tell him to behave like an actual human being and stop lying because he’s bad at it

@erichassan.bsky.socialSep 7, 2026, 12:46 PM

there’s no such thing as a “dick card” and you don’t need to defend anything - your dick is great so stop posting pics of it to “defend” it - there’s no attack, and if there is, find better people to show your dick to

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