Happy birthday,Trevor Hoffman. When you heard “Hell’s Bells“ blasting through the stadium that it was all over but the shouting.

This mixed bag is a fairly accurate window into my record collection.

It’s funny because it’s literate.

Happy birthday, John Entwistle, the Ox. If the question is who is my favorite bassist, it’s this guy. The man could move nothing but his fingers on stage and create seismic shifts on the Earth beneath him.

Tr*mp is an ass. San Diego isn’t going anywhere except to the polls.

G'mar chatima tova to all who observe. May you have a meaningful fast.

Eartha says hello back.

I want to congratulate Charlie Kirk for going an entire year without saying something inane and racist, or insulting and sexist.

Happy Admissions Day, California. Let's celebrate with chips and guacamole, a rousing version of "California Uber Alles," and calling for Tr*mp's resignation.

Me too.

August is in the books.

Happy 71st birthday, Bruce Foxton. His bass can summon thunder.

Why is the flag on both sleeves, and since when did we feed our troops 9,000 calories per sitting? Our president lies again. Shocking.

Happy 85th birthday, Bob Dylan. The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle.