@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social
Now on Bluesky! The original Drumpf on Twitter 2013-24. Named one of the best Trump parodies by Time, Wired, Mashable, etc. buymeacoffee.com/realdonaldrumpf and https://realdonaldrumpf.substack.com
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialThank you RFK, Jr!! This is the REDDEST MAP Natalie has printed out for me all week!! apnews.com/article/meas...
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialHappy National Farmer's Day to all the losers and haters who voted for me last time but now realize I fucked them even harder than I did the first time around. time.com/article/2026... #Farmers #FuckedByTrump
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialBibi never warned me about that.
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialHappy National Coming Out Day to all who are considering it! www.advocate.com/politics/nat... #NationalComingOutDay
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialMany people are asking why I decided to help fund Putin's war machine on the same day Norway betrayed me and gave the Nobel Peace Prize to someone else. unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/what...
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialI can't understand why China is catching up with us in Super Intelligence!!
Dario at Anthropic is shredding all the old books to train the robots faster!!
Xi is having children waste their time reading entire books!!
It's a Thucydidean Trap!!! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/jane...
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialMassive home heating oil bills are a small price to pay for the pleasure of watching me fuck things up so bigly! www.cnbc.com/video/2026/1...
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialNo one knows more about child trafficking than me! www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialFollowing the historic White House accord on Super Intelligence, I have developed a new plan to make sure I don't die in the slammer. My new Super Intelligence Force (SIF) will design a robot ingenius enough to kill everyone on Planet Earth if the fuzz ever try to come after me!
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialHave you, though?
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialApparently, MinnMax takes allegations of sexual misconduct very seriously. Unlike Cornell and the Republican Party.
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialI "strongly regret" nominating Supreme Court Justices Gorsuch, Barrett, & Kavanaugh!
But not as strongly as I regret never having had the "privilege" of going to Epstein Island. #SupremeCourt #EpsteinFiles
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialIt's not TV. It's not even HBO. It's a real-life shitshow! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/hack...
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialMany people are saying Pete Hegseth shouldn't have fired all our cybersecurity staff just because they couldn't bench press 450 lbs. techcrunch.com/2026/09/30/h...
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialCome back Chris Wray, all is forgiven! www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialVery exciting announcement coming at 2PM. I will do for Iowa what I did for Wisconsin! It will be TERRIFIC!
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialIt's a building so immortal it needs my name on it. If not, it must be destroyed! #kennedycenter
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialIf I trust Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff with all my foreign "income" and crypto investments, the rest of you should trust them to doing the right thing for Ukraine and Gaza. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS! www.huffpost.com/entry/jared-...
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialElon Musk is a free-speech absolutist! He absolutely will not allow you to use your free speech if you might try to point out he's a crazy Nazi douche! Smart!! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.socialJames Talafreako is too radical for Texas! An open hand is something we should only offer to Communist Dictators and Genocidal Maniacs, not our friends and neighbors!!
