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by @michaelswaim.bsky.social come for the Star Trek ones, stay to begrudgingly endure the rest.

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@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 15, 2026, 7:04 PM

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From the show Stargate: SG-1. Close shot of an older woman in a cozy home with a fireplace mantel behind her slightly out of focus, tons of pill bottles visible alongside family portraiture. She says to the viewer: "See all of those pills I'm supposed to take? I don't take any of them."

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 15, 2026, 5:30 PM

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From the TV miniseries The Stand (1994). Ed Harris looking sober and solemn in closeup. He wears a high-ranking military officer's uniform and says "The center does not hold."

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 15, 2026, 4:58 PM

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An early Style Boyz music video. The three guys wear bucket hats and all sing "Me likey that." at the viewer while doing some Beastie Boys-style hand stuff.

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 15, 2026, 4:56 PM

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From the film Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. Conner4Real at his laptop, smiling at the viewer as he says "That's a good one."

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 15, 2026, 4:07 PM

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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. A Klingon warrior bathed in red light grins to show his fearsome teeth while his brows arch in joyous rage. He hollers "Do not believe him! He lies! [IN KLINGON]".

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 14, 2026, 3:18 PM

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From the show Futurama. An old man in a lone bumper car in a grassy clearing looks back at civilization through a pair of binoculars.

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 10:38 PM

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From the show Star Trek: Deep Space 9. Weyoun says wistfully, "You see, my people lack a sense of aesthetics."

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 7:57 PM

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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. A closeup of Captain Picard, seated, looking cheerful as he says "This could be nothing more than simp--".

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:11 PM

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A laminated handmade sign clipped to a stand of yams at the grocery store. It reads “VIBRANT PURPLE FLESH INSIDE!”

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 4:43 PM

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@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 11:33 PM

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From the film Wet Hot American Summer. Paul Rudd in an 80's summer camp cabin with rock posters on the wall. He has feathered hair and is perusing a Rolling Stone magazine. He looks near the viewer and says "So you want to talk for more than a second?"

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 9:33 PM

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From the show Futurama. Fry looking very serious and action-ready in a seat inside the Planet Express Ship, making a dynamic fist, but also his pants are off (shoes, socks and undies on).

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 6:49 PM

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From the show Scrubs. In the Sacred Heart lobby, Dr. Kelso says to Dr. Reed, both in their white coats: "That's from The Simpsons."

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 5:18 PM

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From the TV miniseries The Langoliers. Yellow-tinted image of a line of six people with their backs against an airport wall holding hands in a line. One is a pilot, the others are dressed as passengers. The middle person, a middle-aged guy played by Dean Stockwell, turns his head to the others and says "Okay, hang on. There might be a jerk or something."

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 1:17 AM

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From the TV show It: Welcome to Derry. In a dimmed military office, General Shaw says to Leroy Hanlon: "This weapon, it generates debilitating fear."

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 6:49 PM

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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. An ichthyoid alien in a Starfleet uniform with four collar pips in a dim red cavern. They say "That's their weakness. A lack of memory."

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 5:07 PM

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From the show The Office. Michael and Erin driving, Erin at the wheel. Michael looks over at her crossly and says "- YOU'RE WHAT, LIKE, 12?"

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 4:04 PM

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From the show Scrubs. The Janitor in a corridor talking to what looks like Carla's hair on the edge of frame but is revealed to be JD in a wig. He yells "Mentiroso!" and an on-screen chyron translates it to "LIAR!!"

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 8:40 PM

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From the film Wet Hot American Summer. A dork-coded kid with frizzy hair and a chicken in his arms looking down to avoid eye contact in front of an outdoor Summer camp background of grass, trees and bunkhouses. sub - "(IN NORMAL VOICE) Okay."

@logonlog.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 8:37 PM

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