"I came in the door, I said it before, I never let the mic magnetize me no more."

I love Colorado's flag. It gives off serious vintage Marvelman vibes.

You guys are so generous--I'm honored. I was already planning on using your podcast to teach Moby-Dick, and now I get to simultaneously flex to the class, too. 🙏

Can’t wait to share this new memoir, but willing to hold on till Fall 2027.

A whole world populated by vampires and one of the few *humans* is played by Willem Dafoe?!?! I mean, come on!!!

Daybreakers with Ethan Hawke and Sam Neill was criminally underrated and, after 17 years, I will be filing charges.

When I was a boy, we had proper TV seasons—22 episodes! At least! None of this waiting three years for the next one. BAM—every fall, a new season in the lineup! Cover of TV Guide and everything!

There are many mysteries in the universe, I just want the answer to one: how the hell does Eric Powell manage to create illustrations at this level of detail and still put out like 5 graphic novels a year???

That time of the year again...

Sweet lord--after this, they're gonna need an even bigger memory hole than the one they shoved the Bush administration in.

So was it the best of times or the worst of times? Make up your fucking mind.

Let me talk you something, I—and I can’t stress this enough—want my mommy.

Seriously considering going back just to count how many times he says, "Fuck!"

I need everyone to go see it so I can say how much I loved the ending without spoiling.

Does DraftKings need a spokesperson in the literary community? Because I am a cash-poor author with low ethical standards and no soul.

Did not expect the Resident Evil franchise to be rebooted as an indie-style horror/comedy that sticks closely to the actual video game and yet manages to be something wholly original.

The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward

They bought that Mitch McConnell at Spirit Halloween.