I like the idea that they say they’re cancelling the game and then they never do and just keep releasing shit and are like YEAH WE’RE CLOSING UP SHOP GUYS DONT WORRY. Drops a new gameplay trailer for a new year of characters. Hilarious marketing

QR code of malware death. Downloaded a file and my fans went super high and then a black screen it was like 6 seconds I had pulled the plug from the wall. WHICH IS NOT RECOMMENDED but like fuck that. Pulled my SSD out and replaced it.

I opened an email from a contractor today for work and it immediately downloaded malware to my computer and set off like all my security shit and my screen went black so I just yanked the power out the wall and pulled the SSD. Just saying as a PSA in case anyone gets a weird message from me.

If you don’t go to sleep and your daschaund hasn’t gotten to your naked buttcheeks and shoved his body into a hugging position are you even ready to go to sleep? My life is hell. Please send someone. I haven’t slept in months

Shoutouts to chat the real heroes

Hey now that cool people follow me, I’m gonna go back to only positing my absolute correct opinions about video games. Like how Banjo Kazooie is better than Banjo Tooie because it isn’t paced like a piece of shit.

I cannot say as I am not his keeper. Haha maybe he’ll talk about it when he wakes up

I have defeated.

More Importantly chat. WE did It!

I pray for your sweet release from this mortal coil if it would ease your suffering my friend.

I’ve been in here for like 6 days now. Hopefully getting tf out of here tomorrow

So that’s my heart now. 18x the size of a normal one. Literally pushing my lungs down to the point of almost collapse.

tierlist of the best DSM-5 and mental illness's that chat has and rank them based on your personal favorite flavor that you would turn them into a chip so we could sample them and you could make a mental illness chip company and sell to gen z and become a multi-millionaire with me.

Holy fuck. this louder.

I didn’t even realize he was doing this. That’s hilarious

I’m loading up for a culling

Alright that’s it.