My toxic trait is trimming my moustache when I'm drunk.

Mitch appeared.

Putin does have video of him getting golden showers from prostitutes after all.

Canada doesn't want you either Connor Hellebuyck. Best of luck and have fun crawling up Trump's hole.

You Haha I tell you I'm like Edward Scissor Hands after a bottle of Pinot it's ridiculous!

How can we go from literally living in caves to launching a rocket to the moon and brining them back home safely to.the. minute.?!?!

On Easter Sunday the "Christian" president of the Un-united States of America disgraces once again with fuck and bastards tweets on this holy day.

Hawaii didn't flood. It tried to drown itself after Chuck Norris died.

What a pig.

One is one the greatest presidents in the history of the United States, the other is a walking piece of human excrement.

Written by the one man in history, Who's own death will become a world wide official holiday...

Trump lit a fuse he never understood. Four weeks in, the Iran war has blown past his control, and even his wild threats can’t reel it back. Trump’s ignorance didn’t just start a conflict — it unleashed forces that can’t be undone, leaving lasting damage across the region and the world.

Your war of choice that's fucking us all globally is not a hall pass. We going right back to the Epstein Files as long you a free man.

This is how a President should respond.

It is completely tasteless and unacceptable for the sitting President of the United States to celebrate anybody’s death — let alone someone who served this country. Donald Trump continues to show us time and time again that there are no limits to how low he is willing to go.

He said good I'm glad a great man is dead and signed it as President of the United States. And this is not a headline.

Ever notice how there's a globe in the background of tv scenes so often. Next time you will. Why is that? When's the last time anyone actually purchased a globe? Where do you even buy globes? This proves we're in a simulation.

Taking someone else's Nobel Peace Prize might be the singular most unique and craziest mother fucking thing this universe has ever encountered and endured. 👽

A truly nefarious and narcissistic "human" somehow got to be president of America the beautiful and now we suffer. BUT... if we ALL work together we can fix this.

It's always sunny has jumped the shark I'm afraid.